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no, i will not jack you off in the bathroom.
Oh Asian fetishists. Please stay away from me. I can spot you all from a mile away, and I think my body language is loud enough for you to realize that I'm not really paying attention to you and am trying to figure out how to get away! Quickly! Please do not tell me my last name is "generic" while expressing "curiosity towards [your] culture ( Read more... ) -
booooo
Metal knitting needles are not allowed onboard an airplane. Plastic or bamboo ones are fine, but I don't like using either of them. Circular needles are allowed, but I haven't gotten the hang of those yet. -
stitch! STITCH!
I have given up society in favor of knitting and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I now have sore fingers and an insatiable need to visit the Liberty Bell. -
booo
For Halloween, I'm going to be the Morton Salt girl. I found this awesome umbrella that has a flashlight on the end, and I got really excited about it. I paid five dollars for it and expected the world... and then I tried to turn it on. The batteries must have run out, and I have spent the past thirty minutes trying to pry it open to no avail ( Read more... ) -
honest!
I swear, I will fall madly in love with someone who truly understands what I mean when I say that I want to bring the sublime into the ordinary. Thank you, English 373B. -
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I paid my credit card bill today, and the extremely enthusiastic teller said, "Oh, you go to U of A? It's so nice that they have the day off!" It took me a bit to realize that it was Columbus Day, but I played along with it. To her, I was a U of A student who had nothing to do but drive back to Tucson and hang out. I was home for the weekend ( Read more... ) -
mother f!
I'm pretty sure that I have a contact lens stuck in my left eye. My left eye, which has given me no problems as opposed to my right eye, which keeps on climbing +.5 every time I have an eye exam. What have I done to thee?
This is why I wear glasses. -
fuzz yo
My hair is the right length to be likened to a Q-tip. It's short and hasn't been thinned out, so I feel like some people want to reach out and give my head a good rub.
It's glorious! -
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There is only so much you can read into things before your mind EXPLODES!
Dude, I'm being blunt like a butter knife.