PRESENTED FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:
The Winter Soldier Elevator Fight:
Standard Action-Movie Fight Scene, or MASSIVE HOMOEROTIC GANGBANG?
We begin with our hero flashing his ass to the closing elevator door. HE'S CLEARLY ASKING FOR IT.
Check out the look Rumlow gives him. DAT ASS.
Oh yeah, he wants some.
Poor innocent Cap, just waiting to be defiled.
It's sure getting this guy excited.
"Was he just...stroking his gun at me?"
OH YEAH.
*intense stare* "Excuse me..."
Cap, what are you...
STOP CHECKING OUT HIS MOUTH.
Is it hot in here, or is it just Cap?
EVERYONE getting on the elevator checks him out. The guy on the right APPROVES.
"Was he looking at my junk?"
And then his expression changes. What are you looking at, Cap?
Ah. RIGHT.
Then Cap says, "Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?" And Rumlow has something he'd like to get out.
Um, sir, you seem to be...
...for god's sake, put that thing away.
NOT PHALLIC AT ALL.
And then everyone PILES ON CAP.
NOT THE SHIELD!
Held up, struggling, legs spread... GANGBANG.
And then the cuffs come out. Because S.T.R.I.K.E. is kinky that way.
Steve's grimaces are hysterical.
Holding his arm...
And he's trapped.
He struggles...
And there's Rumlow looming with his giant electric dildo taser.
Brace yourself, Cap...
Take it.
Take it all.
Fighting and still splayed.
Yeah, pry that off, Cap, you're gonna need your right hand later.
ABS. I mean, what? Oh. And there was fighting.
"Whoa, big guy."
*panting* "How did you know?"
And Rumlow sticks it to him again.
ORGASM FACES
"Well, he's no fun, he fell right over."
I REST MY CASE.