Excerpt from the private diary of Mikhail Andreyev, First Lieutenant and Professional Right-Hand Man

[aphelion_orion]

Kiske-tastrophy (noun):

1) realizing that The Commander has been or is in the process of getting shot, stabbed, or throwing himself in the path of a death laser

Comments

[twigcollins]

LOL, oh Andreyev. Just bend over and assume the party submissive position and someone will be along to escort you to the party. It's for the best.

[verstehen]

The only real response to this is: <3

[infant_queen]

Daww, Andreyev (L) I swear, he's the most awesome OC of all time.

*Squee*

[celadonite]

Somebody needs blood pressure meds.

[celadonite]

Come to think of it, 'Ky-tastrophy' might sound better, but it's hardly becoming for a subordinate to call the messiah by first name.

Now look what you did to the poor man

[aphelion_orion]

How would he live with the utter disrespectfulness of even thinking- it's not like The Commander didn't offer but that's just what he does because he's nice to everybody and that doesn't mean you can just take liberties and also-!!!

Re: Now look what you did to the poor man

[celadonite]

It's called breathing, you might want to try it these days.

"Andreyev, are you alright? Your face is very red."

[raging_tofu]

Oh Andeyev XD
While your worrying is adorable it can't be good for your health. Maybe a nice cup of tea from The Commander would help to calm you down?

[aphelion_orion]

*grin* Worrying is half his day job. He'll probably end up picking up the tea habit since even though he isn't a tea drinker, the Commander was is, and that means everyone at the office will be making tea out of reflex.