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[off_the_hookah]

Optical Illusion opens today. For those uneducated, that's the film I'm in. The premiere was last night, and reviews so far have been good. Go see it. Multiple times. It will certainly be worth the price of admission, if only to see my character die spectacularly (I play a villain

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[fairestone]

Does that include me too?

[off_the_hookah]

As far as nice things I picked up? Definitely.

Did you enjoy the movie?

[fairestone]

Oh you flatterer. I meant does that mean I have to go see the movie a bunch of times?

Which I would, for the record because I liked it alot. You were brilliant as always.

[off_the_hookah]

You may, so long as you don't make farty noises whenever I come on screen.

Now who's the flatterer? Do I really look that old?

[neigh_sayer]

Well, you don't have to call me uneducated. I will see it and promote it everywhere possible! How's that, Mr. McLaughlin?

[off_the_hookah]

What should I call you, then?

That would be great. Thanks.

[neigh_sayer]

Why, "fabulous", of course! [doodled winking face]

You are most certainly welcome. I support my friends.

[off_the_hookah]

I was going to call you fabulous, but now I'd rather call you for dinner. Friend.

[bear_w_me]

Yeah, I'd pay to see you die...

Macy's eats publicity for breakfast. Why else do you think they have a massive parade every Thanksgiving?

[off_the_hookah]

I figured there are a number of people who would like to see that, too - which is why I gave away that spoiler.

Because they want to get into the Holiday spirit? God bless the Almighty dollar. I love that parade, though.

How's your show doing?

[bear_w_me]

Oh, pshaw. You know I was kidding. Though death scenes are highly revered for some reason, so it's very good for your image to die as horrifically as possible.

I think it's more the Almighty dollar than it is the Holiday spirit. Could just be me. It is a fun parade. I've been dragged to it before.

My show's doing okay. You wouldn't be interested in being a celebrity contestant in future, would you? I mean, not now. But when you're too famous to remember my name?

[off_the_hookah]

I always wanted to die on screen. It's so epic. The only thing that would've made it perfect was if it was shot in slow motion. With a swell of violins in the background.

Isn't that the same thing in this country? I like to go every year, but I'm just like that. It wouldn't seem right, if I didn't.

I'd love to. In character or as myself? Oh, and what's your name again?

[pappybear]

You have to admit, you make an ugly woman.

[off_the_hookah]

Is that a way to speak to a lady??? You're just jealous. I make a perfectly lovely woman.

Annnnnnd ... long time no hear. Have you been busy?

[pappybear]

You look like Margaret Thatcher on testosterone pills.

[off_the_hookah]

That's a complement for Margaret Thatcher.

[shamethemoon]

[off_the_hookah]

Brilliant. Anything specific?

[shamethemoon]

[off_the_hookah]

Ha! That's good.

Probably heard it from me, right?

I don't think I've seen you writing that often in the compendium. Pleased to meet you.