rofl this is the ultimate state of boredom!!
me and mark decided to do an incubus contest - to see who can use all the incubus songs in their story. mine is weird. but mark isnt done yet... still...
mexico pink: i bet you i can do a paragraph with every
incubus song titles
TufTxn74239: lets go
mexico pink: let me get my cds
TufTxn74239: aight me too
TufTxn74239: wait can we add any other words?
mexico pink: yea
TufTxn74239: aight then
TufTxn74239: are we gonna have a race to see
who can do it the fastest or are we gonna do it
together?
mexico pink: dammit i cant find my science case
mexico pink: we'll do it separate :o
TufTxn74239: aight
TufTxn74239: and then we have to show each
other
mexico pink: duh
TufTxn74239: tee hee
TufTxn74239: do u need the science songs?
mexico pink: nah i got the song book
mexico pink: it would be easier with the case
TufTxn74239: hehe i got the case
TufTxn74239: wait song book????
mexico pink: ewait foundi t
TufTxn74239: like the tabs???
mexico pink: no the lyrics book
TufTxn74239: oh
mexico pink: ALRIGHT
TufTxn74239: few i was gonna have to steal it
from your house
TufTxn74239: GO
mexico pink: put them in bold too
mexico pink: rofl
TufTxn74239: aight
TufTxn74239: who wait
TufTxn74239: STOP
TufTxn74239: calgone?
TufTxn74239: wtf is that dude
mexico pink: idk
TufTxn74239: and you cant use any of them
refering to the song
mexico pink: exactly
TufTxn74239: so like no "im listening to stellar"
TufTxn74239: aight
TufTxn74239: go again
mexico pink: done
Auto response from TufTxn74239: having a
contest with jess, she is going down
TufTxn74239: wtf????
TufTxn74239: lemme read
TufTxn74239: mine is like a story
mexico pink: its gonna be in segments
mexico pink: it is so fucked up rofl
mexico pink: in order to redefine my new skin i have
to take a magic medicine vitamin and put it deep
inside my stomach. shaft told me that "you will be a
hot dancer... take me to
TufTxn74239: hey i couldnt use this could i? - get
out from under my umbrella
mexico pink: your leader so i can get the answer in
order to speak free about the troublein 421." i told him
"it was nice to know you in the circles of friends we
have but have you ever
TufTxn74239: lol
mexico pink: been under my umbrella at 11am
whilethere was blood on the ground while having a
summer romance deep inside? I told mexico and
gave them a warning about the
TufTxn74239: wtf, lmao
mexico pink: warmth that was just about to happen in
the form of an echo or maybe it is just a phase?" he told
me to drive a clean certain shade of green car since
its a priviledge to
TufTxn74239: rofl
mexico pink: have one stellar looking car that came
out from under. i asked him, 'are you in for the
journey?' and he goes 'when it comes, the nebula
consequence will be a battlestar
mexico pink: scralatchtica. i miss you already.
idont come because you needto make yourself in a
medium glass jar that you know in the
psychophsilocybin calgone in hilikus.' so i loaded
mexico pink: up my favorite things and decided in
order to get somewhere, i cant go nowhere fast so
pardon me while i go into an aquaeous transmission
state in a crowded elevator
mexico pink: ------
TufTxn74239: hahahaa
TufTxn74239: omg that is so stupid and hilarious
mexico pink: rofl
TufTxn74239: im slow and mine is more of a story
with lots og dialogue
mexico pink: i just went with it i was like OMG THIS IS
STUPID
mexico pink: lmao
TufTxn74239: haha
TufTxn74239: ok ill tell you when i finish mine
TufTxn74239: save your so we can post them
both online
TufTxn74239: :-D
mexico pink: :-D
TufTxn74239: word
TufTxn74239: back to work
mexico pink: rofl
Auto response from TufTxn74239: jess beat me.
but my story is quite stellar
mexico pink: HURRY UP!
Auto response from TufTxn74239: jess beat me.
but my story is quite stellar
TufTxn74239: tee hee, im sloe
TufTxn74239: slow
mexico pink: you are
TufTxn74239: it is gonna be tite
TufTxn74239: much better than yours
mexico pink: you are SO SLOW when your mama was
giving birth to you, she had to knock herself up again just
to get yo ass out!
TufTxn74239: or dare i say, more stellar than
yours?
mexico pink: gasp!
TufTxn74239: ewww mommy is dirty
mexico pink: rofl
TufTxn74239: I woke up to the sounde of the
phone ringing. I looked over at my clock, it's 11
AM, I overslept.
I picked it up. "Hello"
"Hey Mark whats up?" It was her, she was
supposed to call last night, but whatever.
"Nothin much how are things with you?"
"Pretty good. About last night, sorry I didn't call
you I wasn't feeling good, but I took some Magic
Medicine so I am feeling better."
"Magic Medicine? Like a Vitamin?"
"No, this ghetto stuff I got from Mexico."
"Oh, well its Nice To Know You are feeling better.
Ummmmm, a little bit later some friends and I are
going to Drive to the mall. Are You In?"
"Yeah that'd be Stellar."
"Okay, I just have to Clean up a bit and then I will
swing by to pick you up."
"Alright, see you soon."
"See ya."
Yay, I was excited that she was coming. I
thought she would be mad about last night. I
spilled my whole Glass of Coke on her. Her once
pretty dress now had spots that were A Certain
Shade Of Green that I had never seen before. I
passed the living room where my brother was
watching TV.
"When are you going to stop staring at that Idiot
Box?"
"Dude chill out! I am waiting for the mail. I am
expecting a package full of my Favorite Things.
When It Comes I'll stop watching TV. Plus, I am
watching this movie about a Summer Romance
between a rich white girl and some Hispanic
gangsta named Julio."
"Since when have you cared for lovey dovey
movies?"
"I dunno, it's probably Just A Phase."
"Whatever, fuckin kook."
"Hey, don't make me tell mom what you just said
or you'll suffer the Consequence."
"Don't people usually say 'you will suffer the
consequences?"
"Yeah, but since you are writing a story trying to
use the titles of Incubus' songs I had to say
consequence."
"Oh, Okay?" I rolled my eyes at him. "Fuckin kook."
I wanted to eat something before I left so I asked
my mom to make me a sandwich.
"Why don't you Make Yourself one! Lazy bum."
"Geez forget it then."
TufTxn74239: thats it so far
TufTxn74239: the damn words arent bold for some
reason
mexico pink: rofl that is TIIIIGHT
TufTxn74239: hehe
TufTxn74239: this is the best part
TufTxn74239: "Whatever, fuckin kook."
"Hey, don't make me tell mom what you just said
or you'll suffer the Consequence."
"Don't people usually say 'you will suffer the
consequences?"
"Yeah, but since you are writing a story trying to
use the titles of Incubus' songs I had to say
consequence."
"Oh, Okay?" I rolled my eyes at him. "Fuckin kook."
mexico pink: lmao
mexico pink: i bet you i can do a paragraph with every
incubus song titles
TufTxn74239: lets go
mexico pink: let me get my cds
TufTxn74239: aight me too
TufTxn74239: wait can we add any other words?
mexico pink: yea
TufTxn74239: aight then
TufTxn74239: are we gonna have a race to see
who can do it the fastest or are we gonna do it
together?
mexico pink: dammit i cant find my science case
mexico pink: we'll do it separate :o
TufTxn74239: aight
TufTxn74239: and then we have to show each
other
mexico pink: duh
TufTxn74239: tee hee
TufTxn74239: do u need the science songs?
mexico pink: nah i got the song book
mexico pink: it would be easier with the case
TufTxn74239: hehe i got the case
TufTxn74239: wait song book????
mexico pink: ewait foundi t
TufTxn74239: like the tabs???
mexico pink: no the lyrics book
TufTxn74239: oh
mexico pink: ALRIGHT
TufTxn74239: few i was gonna have to steal it
from your house
TufTxn74239: GO
mexico pink: put them in bold too
mexico pink: rofl
TufTxn74239: aight
TufTxn74239: who wait
TufTxn74239: STOP
TufTxn74239: calgone?
TufTxn74239: wtf is that dude
mexico pink: idk
TufTxn74239: and you cant use any of them
refering to the song
mexico pink: exactly
TufTxn74239: so like no "im listening to stellar"
TufTxn74239: aight
TufTxn74239: go again
mexico pink: done
Auto response from TufTxn74239: having a
contest with jess, she is going down
TufTxn74239: wtf????
TufTxn74239: lemme read
TufTxn74239: mine is like a story
mexico pink: its gonna be in segments
mexico pink: it is so fucked up rofl
mexico pink: in order to redefine my new skin i have
to take a magic medicine vitamin and put it deep
inside my stomach. shaft told me that "you will be a
hot dancer... take me to
TufTxn74239: hey i couldnt use this could i? - get
out from under my umbrella
mexico pink: your leader so i can get the answer in
order to speak free about the troublein 421." i told him
"it was nice to know you in the circles of friends we
have but have you ever
TufTxn74239: lol
mexico pink: been under my umbrella at 11am
whilethere was blood on the ground while having a
summer romance deep inside? I told mexico and
gave them a warning about the
TufTxn74239: wtf, lmao
mexico pink: warmth that was just about to happen in
the form of an echo or maybe it is just a phase?" he told
me to drive a clean certain shade of green car since
its a priviledge to
TufTxn74239: rofl
mexico pink: have one stellar looking car that came
out from under. i asked him, 'are you in for the
journey?' and he goes 'when it comes, the nebula
consequence will be a battlestar
mexico pink: scralatchtica. i miss you already.
idont come because you needto make yourself in a
medium glass jar that you know in the
psychophsilocybin calgone in hilikus.' so i loaded
mexico pink: up my favorite things and decided in
order to get somewhere, i cant go nowhere fast so
pardon me while i go into an aquaeous transmission
state in a crowded elevator
mexico pink: ------
TufTxn74239: hahahaa
TufTxn74239: omg that is so stupid and hilarious
mexico pink: rofl
TufTxn74239: im slow and mine is more of a story
with lots og dialogue
mexico pink: i just went with it i was like OMG THIS IS
STUPID
mexico pink: lmao
TufTxn74239: haha
TufTxn74239: ok ill tell you when i finish mine
TufTxn74239: save your so we can post them
both online
TufTxn74239: :-D
mexico pink: :-D
TufTxn74239: word
TufTxn74239: back to work
mexico pink: rofl
Auto response from TufTxn74239: jess beat me.
but my story is quite stellar
mexico pink: HURRY UP!
Auto response from TufTxn74239: jess beat me.
but my story is quite stellar
TufTxn74239: tee hee, im sloe
TufTxn74239: slow
mexico pink: you are
TufTxn74239: it is gonna be tite
TufTxn74239: much better than yours
mexico pink: you are SO SLOW when your mama was
giving birth to you, she had to knock herself up again just
to get yo ass out!
TufTxn74239: or dare i say, more stellar than
yours?
mexico pink: gasp!
TufTxn74239: ewww mommy is dirty
mexico pink: rofl
TufTxn74239: I woke up to the sounde of the
phone ringing. I looked over at my clock, it's 11
AM, I overslept.
I picked it up. "Hello"
"Hey Mark whats up?" It was her, she was
supposed to call last night, but whatever.
"Nothin much how are things with you?"
"Pretty good. About last night, sorry I didn't call
you I wasn't feeling good, but I took some Magic
Medicine so I am feeling better."
"Magic Medicine? Like a Vitamin?"
"No, this ghetto stuff I got from Mexico."
"Oh, well its Nice To Know You are feeling better.
Ummmmm, a little bit later some friends and I are
going to Drive to the mall. Are You In?"
"Yeah that'd be Stellar."
"Okay, I just have to Clean up a bit and then I will
swing by to pick you up."
"Alright, see you soon."
"See ya."
Yay, I was excited that she was coming. I
thought she would be mad about last night. I
spilled my whole Glass of Coke on her. Her once
pretty dress now had spots that were A Certain
Shade Of Green that I had never seen before. I
passed the living room where my brother was
watching TV.
"When are you going to stop staring at that Idiot
Box?"
"Dude chill out! I am waiting for the mail. I am
expecting a package full of my Favorite Things.
When It Comes I'll stop watching TV. Plus, I am
watching this movie about a Summer Romance
between a rich white girl and some Hispanic
gangsta named Julio."
"Since when have you cared for lovey dovey
movies?"
"I dunno, it's probably Just A Phase."
"Whatever, fuckin kook."
"Hey, don't make me tell mom what you just said
or you'll suffer the Consequence."
"Don't people usually say 'you will suffer the
consequences?"
"Yeah, but since you are writing a story trying to
use the titles of Incubus' songs I had to say
consequence."
"Oh, Okay?" I rolled my eyes at him. "Fuckin kook."
I wanted to eat something before I left so I asked
my mom to make me a sandwich.
"Why don't you Make Yourself one! Lazy bum."
"Geez forget it then."
TufTxn74239: thats it so far
TufTxn74239: the damn words arent bold for some
reason
mexico pink: rofl that is TIIIIGHT
TufTxn74239: hehe
TufTxn74239: this is the best part
TufTxn74239: "Whatever, fuckin kook."
"Hey, don't make me tell mom what you just said
or you'll suffer the Consequence."
"Don't people usually say 'you will suffer the
consequences?"
"Yeah, but since you are writing a story trying to
use the titles of Incubus' songs I had to say
consequence."
"Oh, Okay?" I rolled my eyes at him. "Fuckin kook."
mexico pink: lmao