boom, sha lak lak BOOM

[offbeatnik]

I didn't even know there was such a thing as "wardrobe malfunction". What the hell. When my shirt rips, it's not a "wardrobe malfunction," it's a fucking rip. Jesus

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[joyus]

Phrases like "These'ns look good, ma!" are becoming more common, and my use of vowel sounds has quickly deteriorated.

ha garrett, in all the time i've known you even when you weren't in college, i've never ever heard you say anything like this... maybe this is something you should work on?

and yes yes yes yes YES by all means, grow a mullet as long as your little heart desires. that would be better than anything and janet jackson could not EVER top that.

[craftensean]

ive been debating whether to cut my hair into a mullet or a mohawk. we could be team mullet.
fo rill

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[offbeatnik]

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

Mullet power