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My life amuses me beyond my ability to spit blood
And, honestly, if you knew me, you would die laughing at the thought that limits and I exist on the same plane ( Read more... ) -
Whoa
Offer to host a TW fic archive and get soundly kicded in the metaphorical nuts.
Yes, so I'm nuts but not masochistic - well at least without the approapriate negotiations - but really, wtf? -
Flat pack origami myfanwys
mobiles, no less. Honestly, common carrier audits... surface to surface is very loosely interpreted ( Read more... ) -
Thanksgiving
Not getting too serious - that goes on another journal ( Read more... ) -
So I fell off a ladder onto a ceramic swan
yes, so stop looking at me like that. -
As If I'd Drop It...
This really should go in the other journal but I'm too lazy to log out so maybe later ( Read more... ) -
Okay, third time and I'm pissy so LJ knock it the bloody hell off
Points in the general direction of wherever my shiny new icon displays in your journal style. antelope_writes gave it to me as she apparently got fed up with my lazy iconless state.
It's a rose floating in the Ganges and it is spectacular. Many thanks indeed. -
lj, you mofo twat
You more often than not tell me that I don't exist.
You want my money? Try working for a change.
LOLOLOLOL LJ just told me to enter a valid user name. -
honestly
TW fanfic ( Read more... ) -
bitchfest time
Where I mutter in writing and not under my breath ( Read more... )