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Office Meta: 6.15 Sabre
This is not that late
It’s still Wednesday over here
Plus today was packed
( Have you tried making everything smaller? ) -
Office Meta 6.14: The Banker
Short set of meta today, mostly because last week was a clip show (btw, did ANYONE know that was coming? I had no idea and was promptly disappointed). My sources (aka Officetally) tell me the next new episode is February 4, so I will see you all back here on the 10th! Also, I may or may not have quoted some entire entries, but you can’t prove it ( Read more... ) -
Office Meta: 6.13: Secret Santa
Hello hello hello! Today I bring you the meta for the final episode of the year 2009, SECRET SANTA! This item, full of lulz, observations and penetrating insights is the perfect gift for anyone on your Christmas list! And for now until eternity only, it can be yours for the low low price of clicking the following cut! Batteries not included
( If this were Russia, yeah sure. Everyone would go to one Santa, and there would be a line around the block and once you sat on her lap and she'd ask you what you wanted, you would say probably ) -
Office Meta: 6.12 Scott's Tots
So let’s just pretend it’s Wednesday and this has been posted in a timely manner, yeah? If anyone’s to blame, it’s society Lady Gaga, for keeping me out late. Um, or my exam, but somehow I forgot about that two seconds after it ended. Good times ( Read more... ) -
Office Meta: 6.11 Shareholder Meeting
So I would put my usual “hey y’all!” here but to be honest I’m so sleepy today all I can actually type, let alone speak, is something to the tune of “mork mork mork.” So I shall simply present the meta that is forthcoming, and boo and hiss that tomorrow will not bring a new episode. Boo. Hiss.
( The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, morons and idiots. Because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And, as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers ) -
Office Meta: 6.10 Murder
Woohooo! Another instalment of Office Meta! On A Wednesday! Because Pacific Time is the only time! I am abusing exclamation points! Anywho, here it is, lovely readers. If it seemed like I was harsh this week (which, um, I have a hard time doing) and writers feel offended, know that I spent 6 hours yesterday grading peer papers and became more and ( Read more... ) -
Office Meta: 6.09 Double Date
Hey all! I bring forth now at this hour the office meta for the episode 6.09: The Lunch. Er, Double Date. I like lunch better because I am a girl.
Anyways, enjoy, and for all of you who had today off (oh what, you didn’t? Nananananana).
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6.08: Koi Pond
Here is this week’s lovely batch of meta! Please, excuse me if something seems entirely wrong/the html breaks/whatever. I decided to write as much as I could for the first few days of NaNoWriMo and I forgot how exhausting writing isssssssssssss.
( KOIPONDKOIPONDKOIPONDKOIPONDKOIPOND ) -
6.07: The Lover
IT IS STILL WEDNESDAY IN BRITISH COLUMBIA. AND CALIFORNIA. I THINK MAYBE WASHINGTON TOO???
In other news, I’m finally getting around to, you know, do all those metas I missed last year. Have I mentioned that I’m sorry? ‘Cause I am, though *I* thought the Rip Van Winkle joke was funny. Because I’m 4. Anyways, I’ve finished the collecting phase, so ( Read more... ) -
6.06: Mafia
So we’re back to cogniscience on my part. I know, this is very exciting. I also know this is not a word, but roll with me. And, meta is back to the usual “before Carly’s classes” time, because I don’t have a midterm this week to cram for which gets postponed anyways because of some dolt pulling the fire alarm.
Anyhoo, here is the meta for the ( Read more... )