Asshole Cop

[office_ninja]

So I'm driving home last night. I'm in the right lane, and I need to get into the left lane to turn. But there's a pickup truck right next to me, in said left lane. I speed up to get in front of it, he speeds up too. I speed up more, he speeds up too. I slow down, he slows down too. He matches me exactly, refusing to let me change lanes. As my turn

Comments

[office_ninja]

Truth be told, you can not only be detained for sarcasm, you can be beaten, arrested, and criminally charged for sarcasm. Rome has spoken, indeed.

[billicious]

That really sucks. You know back in the day, people secured themselves and their family, and called the constable to "take out the trash" after they'd been caught

[flightofscarlet]

dude, I'd like to make him in bacon. Motherf*cker!!!!

[zadyrankin]

when i lived in brookfield cops would follow me when i went to high school

i got pulled over by a cop cuz i drove to close to him but my logic was why the fuck was he approaching a stopped vehicle from the right side the guy was a real ass about it too but i just got a warning