Fic: Dear Diary - 5 Reasons Kelly Wants Jim To Come Back

[miss_bennie]

5 Reasons Kelly Wants Jim Back, as Excerpted From Her Super Private! Diary

[Well, Private! except for that time Ryan was mean and she wrote an entry entitled “Ryan Is Mean!” and left it open to that page on the table and went to the bathroom for 10 minutes, but when she came out Ryan was just sitting there reading her Cosmo and on the phone and

Comments

[dollsome]

Hahahaha!! Oh, Kelly.

Lines that honestly just make me want to give up my other pursuits in life and worship your brilliance:

Ryan looked at me TWICE today…

I tried to kiss him in the elevator today, but it didn’t work. Stupid Kevin ruined it… (Haha! That in itself so deserves its own fanfic. ;-D)

I would set her up with Oscar, but he is too busy being awesome and gay. He is like the gay hot English guy to my Julia Roberts. (You just know that a zillion My Best Friend's Wedding memories were flying through her mind at lightning speed during that scene in Gay Witch Hunt.)

He is responsible for the LOVE of Ryan and Me.

And oh man, dreaming of double weddings.

This is seriously just all kinds of perfect. :D Fantastically fun read.

[miss_bennie]

Thank you! :) You know, I was thinking about writing a little ficlet addendum type deal for the Ryan/Kelly/Kevin elevator moment...I'll have to look into that.

Seriously, I'm glad you enjoyed it, especially since your "Five Reasons Michael's Glad He Picked Carol" is probably one of the funniest fics I've ever read.

[annakovsky]

I really like this fic! Great Kelly voice.

This community's only for unconventional pairings, though - did you mean to mark this as Jim/Kelly (or Jim & Kelly)? Because it's marked as Ryan/Kelly, which while awesome, is canonical and so doesn't belong here. (You should post it to somewhere like office_fanworks instead.) But if you meant Jim/Kelly, that's fine.

Thanks!

[miss_bennie]

Bah...I did mean to label it as a Kelly & Jim. I was obviously still thinking in the Kelly voice, and put Ryan/Kelly instead. I'll see if I can change it...I'm still slightly LJ-simple.

[elsbeth_lynn]

You just need to flip your hair and say, "Oh, well, having a Kelly moment." :)

[miss_bennie]

Ha, I've been having a lot of those in the past couple of days...I've ruined myself by writing a Kelly fic! (Not that it's stopping me from considering turning this into a "Dear Diary" series, because I've got a couple of ideas about some Kelly journal entries regarding Oscar that I just need to get out. Maybe then I'll stop squealing "Awesome!" at everything, as I did just yesterday. At work.)

[genericzombie]

That was really cute.

I would set her up with Oscar, but he is too busy being awesome and gay.

Haha, I think that was my favorite line.

You did an amazing job of keeping it in her voice overall. :)

[miss_bennie]

Thanks! You know that Kelly is counting down the days until awesome and gay Oscar returns from Europe. :)

[dementedriku]

That is THE BEST Kelly fic ever! I could hear her through the whole thing! Good job!

[miss_bennie]

Thank You! There needs to be more Kelly fic out there...she is such a hilarious character.

[miss_bennie]

Thank you!