[The screen is focused on Garrus, for the most part, who is sleeping. There also appears to be a human-sized lump next to him in his bed. He rolls over and opens his eyes, seeing a stranger next to him.]

Whoa!

[Garrus jerks up, accidentally bringing the man up with him thanks to the handcuffs he doesn't realize they're wearing. Said man is now ( Read more... )

I really enjoyed that, Shepard.

[Video opens to the man from a few months ago. The one with Garrus' tattoos and burn scar. He's currently sitting at a diner, with a plate of chocolate chip pancakes and bowel of assorted fruit.]

I gotta admit, this is one curse I don't mind so much.

[He takes the whipped cream on the table and sprays some on his pancakes.]

[OOC: Garrus is human ( Read more... )

[Garrus is surrounded by an army of Collectors and husks, all alone. His armor is in bad shape and his supply of medi-gel and heat clips are dwindling.

Then one of the Collectors utters those dreaded words.]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Garrus' eyes widen as the Collector in question gets a power boost from Harbinger. He shoots it in the head with ( Read more... )

[Just a cop patrolling the streets. A turian cop at that.]

Everywhere I look, someone's breaking the law. Bribery, grand larceny... and sometimes it feels like I'm the only decent officer in this city.

[OOC: Garrus is a not-corrupt cop in the city that never sleeps. Feel free to come up to him for whatever reason. Report a crime, heckle him, team ( Read more... )

[Garrus enters his apartment, inspecting the thin layer of dust on his stuff. He gets out a cloth and begins to clean up, starting with his new model of the Normandy. After noticing the device is on, he picks it up and talks into it as he dusts.]If anybody is wondering where I've been for the past week, well, I went home. Somehow ( Read more... )

Is it that time already? Maybe I'll have better luck this time.

Shepard, are you here? Mordin, Tali?

[OOC: Anything goes.]

[Garrus is shooting an alien creature knawing on his leg right as the video feed starts. He's in a cave covered in coccoons and slime, a crystal attached to his hip. From the look of his armor, he's been having a very rough time ( Read more... )

You know one thing I _____ about being human? _____. I could eat anything if it _____ like _____.

I wonder if there's a way to _____ it for dextros.

[The video opens up with a man sitting at Garrus' desk. A man with familiar blue tattoos on his face and a burn scar on his cheek.]

Well, I'd say this is different.

[The voice pretty much confirms that this is indeed Garrus.]It's funny, but there were a few times when I've wondered what it's like to be human. After the shock wore off, I just have ( Read more... )