first problem

[officestuck]

It's almost summer, kids.

Why is it almost summer? I don't have anything to do over the summer

I see people are making plans and getting together. Is anyone going over to the Egbert house? John misses his friends over the summer each time. It's adorable. So, go make plans with him.

I don't have anything to writeI ran out of candy corn. I know I

Comments

[fearnoanvil]

that would be nice but i don't think i miss them that much.
i mean, karkat and i skype a lot.
i am actually planning on staying with him.

[officestuck]

You are ruining my plan

Is your dad going with you?

[fearnoanvil]

no.
that is the point.

[officestuck]

Well then, obviously I need to come with you.

[slicorice]

no one cares about your candy corn
idiot

[officestuck]

Stop that. You're getting your stupid all over the place.

[slicorice]

im not the one losing all his stuff
nice going there by the way

[officestuck]

I feel like punching you in the face.

[pretty_darn_gay]

So are you and Mr. Slick going to get married over the summer?

[officestuck]

[INK SPILL.

YELLING.

GOD DAMNIT SOMEONE CLEAN THIS UP]

what

[pretty_darn_gay]

[Yeah Wallace MIGHT have been waiting until he was down the hall from the poor Professor's office so he could have heard that. He also might be laughing.]

Well, I couldn't quite tell if you had already eloped LAST summer or not, so I thought I'd ask.

[officestuck]

[INCOHERENT RAGING and then he stubs his toe OW]

Mister Wells, I am not a homosexual.

[officestuck]

dorian slick is making fun of me

[officestuck]

you're right but he's still dumb