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[officiallybeige]

There's only two occasions in which the phrase 'stress-induced self-flagellation. In the mud' can be uttered and one of them emerges from the fucking awesome world of science and the other one you'll all be googling later, you sick fucks.

It morphs, it breaststrokes, and it'll get the Blob theme running round in your head. Beware of the blob it

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[harlot_of_peril]

That is just not right.

[officiallybeige]

And then, and then some more and then some more.

[harlot_of_peril]

Huh?

[officiallybeige]

Have you not seen The Blob?

Fucking hell, Carly, tell me you've seen The Blob.