[IC] Sex Ed in the SEES Dorms

[officialrapier]

[Everyone in the Dorms has been called down to main level. Mitsuru is sitting there. Seriously. And prepared. Seriously prepared. She has a plastic bag by the side of her chair, and there are some refreshments on the table.]

You're probably wondering why I called this meeting.

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[cancelingblades]

Do you know what she's up to?

[got_axed]

Bad things.

[cancelingblades]

... Executions?

[got_axed]

If y'don't listen. There's no talkin' to her when she's got an idea in her head.

[cancelingblades]

This doesn't even make sense. It's not like any of us are about to-you know! We can't here at camp!

[got_axed]

Yeah, I know. ... think she might be gettin' on us for stuff below that too.

[cancelingblades]

She says we can't even make out in the dorms.

[got_axed]

...

Really?

[cancelingblades]

Yes, really! Why would I make that up?

[got_axed]

You wouldn't. And she would. That's the scary part.

[cancelingblades]

I don't get why she has to be a tyrant.

[got_axed]

I think it's stupid too. But whatever. I ain't got anyone I care about makin' out with.