[IC] Sex Ed in the SEES Dorms

[officialrapier]

[Everyone in the Dorms has been called down to main level. Mitsuru is sitting there. Seriously. And prepared. Seriously prepared. She has a plastic bag by the side of her chair, and there are some refreshments on the table.]

You're probably wondering why I called this meeting.

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[cancelingblades]

... Did anyone try to have sex, Mitsuru-senpai?

[cancelingblades]

Oh, yeah? Like what?

[officialrapier]

Sexual behaviour beyond holding hands and closed-mouth kissing is prohibited.

[cancelingblades]

... You've gotta be kidding me.

[officialrapier]

Feel free to engage in activities beyond what is allowed in other areas of camp.

[cancelingblades]

Where? In the mess hall? This is where we sleep! We should be allowed to be comfortable, and you're constantly getting in the way of that!

[officialrapier]

Hanamura, do you even have a girlfriend?

[cancelingblades]

... Not yet!