[IC] Sex Ed in the SEES Dorms

[officialrapier]

[Everyone in the Dorms has been called down to main level. Mitsuru is sitting there. Seriously. And prepared. Seriously prepared. She has a plastic bag by the side of her chair, and there are some refreshments on the table.]

You're probably wondering why I called this meeting.

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[renovateyourass]

This ain't just another Persona thing?

[officialrapier]

It is not related to that at all.

[renovateyourass]

Oh, then what's up?

[officialrapier]

You'll see. Please help yourself to some miniature pretzels while I collect my thoughts!

[officialrapier]

Ah, well. Perhaps it is not necessary for you to be present.

[officialrapier]

I'm not sure how beneficial this discussion will be for you.

[AND NOW... MITSURU RISES.]

[officialrapier]

I have noticed a subtle change in this building over the last few weeks, or even perhaps the last few months. It seems as we gain new companions and become closer with one another, a certain issue keeps coming up. Now, I never thought I would have to see the day where this would be necessary, but after consulting a wide variety of pamphlets obtained from the hospital, I have decided that there are some things that need to be clarified. I am resolved to run these dormitories in the best and most informed way that I can, and I know that you would expect nothing less from me. And that is why...

I think we need to discuss sexual relations.

Before I begin, I would like to open the floor to any questions.

[gloveslapped]

M-Mitsuru...

[officialrapier]

Do you have a question, Akihiko?

[gloveslapped]

Are you sure we should be doing this?