Five

[offthepigs]

It was almost 6:00 when the first wave of this new drug hit me. The hour of the beast. I remember feeling my knees give out and slumping onto the floor, drooling all over my good, clean shirt. I couldn't, however, remember what the fuck that man had sold me that put me in this situation. Where's your attorney when you need him? What a fucking whore

Comments

[so_very_greedy]

...It means you're a fuckin' loon!

[offthepigs]

Eat a grenade you piece of watery donkey shit.

[so_very_greedy]

Eat my ass, you balding monkey. You're one crazy talkin' human.

[offthepigs]

And you're nothing but a piece of dog shit on my shoe. Kill yourself and do this whole goddamn city a favor.

[viridiantwinkle]

iT mEans yOu tOoK tOO mUch fUn MediCiNe.

[offthepigs]

It was you!

[viridiantwinkle]

mE? MemEmE?

[offthepigs]

Something like that.

[watashi_psycho]

I highly reccomend rehabilitation and extensive therapy.

[offthepigs]

I highly recommend swallowing my shit, you cock-stain.

[watashi_psycho]

Now, now, that sort of language is unnecessary! As a doctor I am obligated to at the very least offer my advice to those in need.

[offthepigs]

I'll make the calls here.

As an intelligent human being, I am obligated not to trust a man wearing a paper bag on his head who says that he's a doctor.