Twenty Two

[offthepigs]

Wrong, wrong. You've got it all fucking wrong. From beginning to end, the whole fucking thing. You don't even know who or what you are, do you? That's what you get for diving into a serious drug collection with no understanding of which does what. You won't be sober again for days, if you keep eating and drinking every fucking thing you find, you

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[modern_truths]

I can now rest easy knowing I have a source of advice and insight for which to depend on.

[offthepigs]

There's no time to rest easy, you fiend! You'll be late---GO! Scoot! Yah!!

[modern_truths]

Late for the rest of the chaos that awaits outside, I'm sure.

...Exactly what are you again?

[offthepigs]

...A caterpillar, man.

[viridiantwinkle]

[offthepigs]

A little more natural-looking of course, but, you have the right idea.

[viridiantwinkle]

wE shOuLd mAke mUshRoOm stEw. bEcaUse aPPLes are bAD tOday.

[offthepigs]

Take it from the middle, then.

[theotokos]

Well, what if we DON'T want to eat the mushroom? What then?

[ooc; *dies*]

[offthepigs]

You're going to have to make up your mind then.

Jesus, I have to hear all this shit about being the wrong size, and for what? Fuck it. I can't win.

[theotokos]

For what? You didn't exactly give a direct clarification on which side to eat. Oh, god, why am I arguing to someone on a curse day...

You-

Just- Well, we ought to be happy with our sizes.

[offthepigs]

Oh, hm. I suppose, then, I'm not really sure.
Whichever side is the right side, I suppose.

I'm perfectly happy, my dear. I'm not the one complaining.

[peloripop]

Hah?

[offthepigs]

English.

[peloripop]

Why're ya talkin about mushrooms?

[offthepigs]

Much better.

Mushrooms are business, when it comes to disgruntled young ladies, it seems.