Twenty Six

[offthepigs]

Maybe it was journalistic instinct, who fucking knows, but after seeing a bunch of freaks skip past my apartment window, I knew there was a story

Comments

Ditching the yellow boxes for your benefit. Pretend they're there

[the_mouthy_merc]

Wow, this place sure sounds like a barrel of laughs already! Music, skipping, horrible diseases? It's like the fun never ends!

[offthepigs]

Wow, what the fuck.

[the_mouthy_merc]

I get that a lot. Must be my stunning fashion sense. That or my dashing wit. Or maybe it's my beautiful craggly Demi Moore voice.

[offthepigs]

Ah, Demi...

Fuck it. I should have recalled that every day in this shithole is Halloween.

[eduronox]

You know, besides the artfully scattered expletives and request for recreational drugs, this post is not at all unlike the rest.

[offthepigs]

I tried.

[notrlyjesus]

Holes? What holes? I hadn't heard anything about holes, and I had an idiot friend that went out there. Err, make that two.

[offthepigs]

Follow one out there, you'll see.