#4. feles.

[ofherfirstfur]

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[The following has been laboriously composed and not only posted to the Network, but also printed and shoved underneath the door of the deity office.]

I, THE CAT, have determined that this place known only as "the City" is A MYSTERY by its very nature.

I, THE CAT, am ruler of the domain of mysteries and magic

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[neverendingbeat]

[Well, Cat, you have managed to make the Master laugh. And hysterically. And he's been in such a funk lately, too. This bit, naturally, is not posted.]

Voice;

[neverendingbeat]

That all seems very well thought out.

Voice;

[ofherfirstfur]

Of course it was, as typing it took a great deal of time.

Voice;

[neverendingbeat]

Perhaps you ought to enlist a scribe, to do your typing for you.

[eagleofautozam]

You will have to let us know how well received your mandates are by the deities.

[ofherfirstfur]

Of course.

[eagleofautozam]

Maybe if you purred at them they would more readily accept your authority.

[A teasing playful tone of voice. ]

[ofherfirstfur]

I do not offer bribes like that.

[ voice ]

[iloveatallman]

[Is... is this for real? Ruby has a laugh at it, though. Really, a cat? This has to be some kid messing around.]

And I guess you're the one who gets to decide what's "tacky" ?

[ voice ]

[ofherfirstfur]

I have always wanted to be in charge of such a thing.

[ voice ]

[iloveatallman]

I don't think I've ever seen a cat in charge of anything aside from its own litter box.

[ voice ]

[ofherfirstfur]

[Mew!]

I am in charge of much more than that.

[laszlo_jamf]

Cute.

[ofherfirstfur]

No. I am mighty and beautiful. Not cute.

[perspectiveguy]

I like birds.

Do you think they will actually care?

[ofherfirstfur]

Your poor taste is your own concern.

It is my duty to try.

[perspectiveguy]

My poor taste? I like cats, too. I have a pet kitten. Bruce.

And if they don't?

[ofherfirstfur]

[Mew.]

Then I will attempt to take the Deity Office by force, but...it's unlikely I'll succeed.