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[ofiodine]

On your mark. Get set.

Go.

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[waitsforever]

What are these things actually FOR? I mean, I get the energy crystals, but why are we smuggling stone eggs?

[ofiodine]

Shits and giggles?

[waitsforever]

Really. That's...that's it.

[ofiodine]

No, you moron. When has anything you've needed to do been so utterly without purpose?

Do what you've been told. Don't worry about the reasons why. Don't worry. We've taken care of it.

[waitsforever]

I was being facetious.

Look, I'm not...fond of just doing without knowing anything about the actual purpose for it. If I'm smuggling, I want to know that I'm smuggling. "Gather the collection". Why is it too much to ask why? I'm doing it, after all, aren't I?

[ofiodine]

Didn't you get the memo?

[waitsforever]

The memo where you lot keep everything to yourselves and never explain anything ever? Yeah, I got that one. It doesn't mean I'm going to stop asking.

[ofiodine]

It's patience that's the virtue. Not persistence.

There has been a malfunction. We are trying to fix it. That is as clear as it gets.

[waitsforever]

Yes, I know, but if the purpose of this is to...destroy worlds by taking things from them, I don't want to be part of that.

I...guess you're at least trying to help?