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003 - [voice post] let's get this party started.

Jul 05, 2010 06:20

[hear that slamming of cupboards and shuffling around of various pots and pans and boxes of cereal that are only empty cardboard? yes, Cocytus does, too, perhaps that is part of his irritation, but not all of it. he's obviously on the phone, digging around for something that doesn't SUCK.]

My fucking meatbag skinsuit THING is BROKENWhat if it gets ( Read more... )

brb angsting, omgomgomg, cuntfuckshit, waking up the neighbors

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moonstoneglow July 5 2010, 05:27:50 UTC

It's a nice look, the shaved head.

oflamentations July 5 2010, 22:14:55 UTC

The SIDES of my head are shaved already, I don't wanna shave the top. Bald is SERIOUSLY not gonna work for me, lady, just saying.

moonstoneglow July 5 2010, 23:11:21 UTC

You don't know that until you try.

oflamentations July 7 2010, 07:59:24 UTC

... why don't YOU try it, lady.

[Voice] surrealscape July 5 2010, 07:09:28 UTC

[He could, technically, go into the kitchen and speak to his roommate himself, but for multiple reasons (Cocytus' wailing not the least amongst them) he fears doing so. Rather, he'll be in his bedroom, sounding curiously concerned.]

Bro...ken? How, now?

[voice] oflamentations July 5 2010, 22:14:07 UTC

[He's going to be a pest and stand right in Phantasos' doorway and still talk on the phone. Y'know, for the sheer effect of FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. We apologize for being less than totally clothed, but Cocytus wearing shorts is as good as you're gonna get right now.]

I had lunch like I ALWAYS fucking do, and usually that fills me up for a long time. This, like, really isn't funny at all.

[voice] surrealscape July 6 2010, 01:08:31 UTC

[Phantasos will just be over here on his bed, smiling at you, Cocytus. And following your example because... Why not?]

Well. No, not funny. [He pauses to peer at Cocytus' bare skin, pointing at one especially red bump.] You're... More red than orange?

[voice] oflamentations July 6 2010, 15:03:45 UTC

[Rawr, Phantasos, you beautiful lounging man you. slekjrlskerj. AND SERIOUSLY. WHY. NOT. They should war-paint themselves one day, for kicks.]

This is DUMB. [He whines, bottom lip jutting out in a pout. Willnotitchwillnotitch.] This isn't even a GOOD FUCKING TRICK, this is so lame.

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threeheadeddog July 5 2010, 15:13:08 UTC

cocytusriver isnt allowedto get sick

oflamentations July 5 2010, 22:10:43 UTC

Well Lethe said I PROBABLY don't have cancer, so, okay, I might not be fucking sick. That would seriously suck, I like this body.

threeheadeddog July 5 2010, 23:41:05 UTC

ohok how did you know itwas broken

oflamentations July 6 2010, 00:15:30 UTC

Food's not doing it's damn job! It's being lazy! Didn't you notice, dum-dum?

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un_rememorable July 5 2010, 20:35:26 UTC

Coyctus.

[She sound tired, a bit frustrated, and then - like someone shaking off water - then it all snaps very neatly back into place and she's soft and soothing again, quiet and (mostly) collected.]

It will be all right. I am certain that this is just Cronus attempting to make us miserable again and that you do not have cancer. All of your lovely hair will remain just where it is.

oflamentations July 5 2010, 22:08:47 UTC

But LETHE, people with malnutrition TOTALLY lose all their hair!

I read it on the Googlepedia.

un_rememorable July 5 2010, 22:15:05 UTC

I still do not think that your hair is going anywhere.

But would you like me to check anyway?

Every last hair, I promise. With nice, careful fingers. I have heard that it feels very nice.

oflamentations July 5 2010, 22:19:51 UTC

It's like SERIOUSLY nice hair, Lethe, you should know you've got fucking amazing hair, too.

....... okay. But oh my fucking god if a chunk falls out because I'm freakishly malnourished can we put it in a bag thing and save it and maybe Dr. Quinn can put it back later?

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inspiredvoice July 5 2010, 21:52:26 UTC

We're all hungry. Chill the hell out.

oflamentations July 5 2010, 22:07:56 UTC

DUDE, like, I don't really eat anyway, and then when I want to, I can't.

This is so fucked up. It makes me itchy. I MIGHT BREAK THE SKIN and that's like reallly not fucking good.

inspiredvoice July 5 2010, 22:15:38 UTC

Soak your head, get some booze, get wasted and pass out. Then you won't be awake to itch and be hungry.

Or if your too cheap, I could beat you with a wiffle ball bat. Did you know it takes 20 minutes to beat someone unconscious with a wiffle ball bat?

[ooc: This is true. A friend of mine tested it once on a friend of his. 20 minutes. >D]

oflamentations July 6 2010, 00:36:04 UTC

... you're fucking crazy. I like that. Let's try the wiffle bat thingydoo later when I'm not COMPLETELY FUCKING PARANOID that Cronus is going to do something retarded like a stupid assfuck.

Booze mission for the fucking win!

[ooc: lskejrlkejl that sounds so unpleasant.]

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