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[oflamentations]

It's so fucking cold. I'm like just totally fucking waiting for my god damned fingers to fall off the next time I try to open something. I mean. FUCK. One of the models got pneumonia because NOT TURNING THE HEAT UP + BEING A CHEAP MOTHERFUCKER + NO CLOTHING is not the perfect equation for... healthlinessness or something. But fuck it was COLD, I

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[seepassion]

You -

Wow, I was totally going to say 'okay' there which would've been fucking stupid on such an epic scale. Like, you would've been obligated to punch me in the face. So just - no. Ignore that. Starting again.

Is your door unlocked?

[oflamentations]

i would've just like dubbed you captain obvious or something, face punching requires way too much fucking effort.

it can be

in like

three minutes?

[seepassion]

Then I'd be forced to punch myself for you.

I'd make it really impressive too. Give myself a helluva shiner and everything, babe.

Yeah. Yeah, okay. Three minutes is totally good. I'll - get stuff and I'll be there and we'll get you to bed in a completely non-sexy way.

[oflamentations]

dude, duuuuude, no. you rock the purple and black and blue but just not like that.

we'd just do like... stage makeup or something. and give you a fakeass bloody nose, too.

... i'm really side eyeing you. stuff sounds potentially not fun.
you get like a serious warning right now, doll, i'm just going to flop on you and fucking whine like a little bitch and swear at people on the xbox.

or you can talk to them. that's always fun.

[rhodeofthesea]

Sounds like a cold. Maybe the flu?

[oflamentations]

the flu involves throwing up and violent head busting a la athena fevers and shit right?

if i were throwing up i think i would just slit my throat. definitely no throwing up.

just. y'know. leaking.

[rhodeofthesea]

Usually, yeah.

Leaking means you have a cold. DayQuil and NyQuil might just be your new best friends.

[oflamentations]

... is there any difference besides like a potential difference in packaging for illusionary advertisement effects?

like "ooh, lookit that, this one is black and purple so it must be nighttime something, this one is all sunny so it's for the fucking day, let's buy both even though they're the same. fucking. thing."

[xworthless_onex]

This sounds kind of weird, but I've heard alcohol can help cure a cold.

[oflamentations]

... i don't know if i can handle being potentially drunk and... whatever the fuck is wrong with me.

[xworthless_onex]

Well, not getting drunk, but having some whiskey in tea. I can see how being drunk would be bad though.

[oflamentations]

who knows, lady, but being inebriated on top of politically and incorrectly retarded and sick doesn't sound like a good mix to me.

[blesseddeath]

Space heaters and brandy should help.

[oflamentations]

have YOU ever tried brandy? gross, makaria, gross.

[blesseddeath]

I sampled it. It does what I've been told, it warms you up.

Drink something afterward to disguise the taste.

[oflamentations]

i'm pretty sure that's ~~~illegal~~~, makaria.

but that would mean having to get up.

[myrrhborn]

If you're sick, I think I might have caught it also.

[seepassion]

No worries, In Need of Sound-Dampening Headphones. I've totally got enough medicine cabinet supplies for the both of you.

[myrrhborn]

Is that my name now? And thank you.

[seepassion]

Until I think of a better one? Sure! Don't see why not.

And, no problem. I mean, if I'm gonna be coming over anyway. It's not like I'm going to leave you to be ill and gross and stuff.