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[ofmyderriere]

Heeeey! What are we doing for New Year's? Anyway, though, I have some details sorted out for the baptism, if you're coming then you should hit me up for those! Ummmmm - Jack, heel! I need to tell you words for the food for the Very Informal Reception afterwards.

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I'm sorry, Gabriel said I'm not allowed to have a lion

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[warped_inside]

For the record, Jack is not my kept man.

Hi, I'm Toshiko. Sorry for crashing in on things that aren't my business, I just wanted to meet someone who actually seems to be able to nudge Jack into line.

[ofmyderriere]

I bet he would be if you wanted.

I'm a woman of many talents! Chief among them: breaking men down under my heel. I'm very precocious for my age.

[warped_inside]

He'd be very poorly kept if he did, I've no regular job at the moment.

You should teach a class.

[ofmyderriere]

He can fend for himself! Just keep him in your pants.

It would be amazing.

[alittlecredit]

We are having a very quiet gathering where people don't get drunk and molest one another and stain the rugs.

[ofmyderriere]

Yes, sweetie, we are.

I'm really excited about it.

[alittlecredit]

...what, seriously? That was easy.

[ofmyderriere]

...it's my daughter's baptism, Ric.

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[bangyoudead]

Yo mamma lay de baptism details on me.

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[ofmyderriere]

Heeey, handsome! It's January 4th, in the afternoon, not the morning - that's a Sunday - and after the service the reception (v. relaxed and informal) is going to be at my apartment, Jack is cooking because he's my bitch. Dress tidy - A SUIT WOULD BE NICE - or I'll kick your ass.

Also Scar is coming.

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[bangyoudead]

Clean up an' don' be hungover, got it. I am very happy to hear 'bout you an' Jack.

Do I know Scar?

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[ofmyderriere]

Good boy! You're still my ho, don't even think you're off the hook.

You might. He's a lion, kinda hard to miss.

[glock30]

I think everyone's scared of booze now.

By the way, you're talking to a major pain in the ass up there. Just a warning.

[ofmyderriere]

I hadn't had any since I got pregnant. I WAS OWED.

Oh really?

[glock30]

I don't know how you made it through alive.

Spike. Watch your back. And your patience.

[ofmyderriere]

I had a lot of support. Taylor and my dads and my girls and Reid actua were all really great and it was - well, I'm rambling, right? I don't know. I need a smoke like you would not fucking believe, though.

Got it.