[fic] Sunshine Nation

[ofolivesnginger]

Author ofolivesnginger
Fandom: EXO
Pairing: Luhan/Yixing, Kris/Chanyeol, some other weird flirtations
Rating: R
Words: 4353
Warnings: Graphic descriptions of vampy things
Summary: They get caught thrice from Alaska to Cali, but Chanyeol dismantles Kris' guns loaded. None of them do a great job. (Vampires!AU)

a/n: lmao. this has no plot. also i'm extremely

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[ofolivesnginger]

spot for acire in case she wants it

[ofolivesnginger]

dont be back i dont want yOU HERE anYmORE

[zhonqda]

Partly because he’s been lucky lately. For example, last week he found a part time job to fill up his evenings with after just the first interview. There was also a New Year’s sale at a mall in Chinatown and he bought his mom a tablet for almost 40% off. Also he’d met this guy over the weekend who actually managed to make his leaden heart tremble so rawly under the thunder glare of crucified Jesus shielding his virgin mother from the waves of unabridged passion radiating like solar flares off this nervous man in the last pew of their local Baptist church. More spectacularly when Kris asked him on a date he said yes.

fav paragraph tbh and then i just end up laughing all the way through the damn fic

“You wanna fucking know what they call me, kid?” Luhan screeches, so shrill it makes no sound, just the rip of his breath through his shaking teeth. Chanyeol looks green, almost falls at the knees. “Raisin Man.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH RAISIN MAN

[ofolivesnginger]

mon hi --!

omg lol imo that first paragraph is either kinda great or kinda so terribad. you laughed?? wait dont tell me let me believe i'm funny shh

yes. raisin man. should i rename this fic raisin man. that's the whole fic. raisin man.
(thank u for reading bb <3)

[hipployta]

That epilogue though...