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[ofoz]

If you're foolish enough to accept anything this town gives you, I suppose you deserve what's coming from it.

I will not be participating. I have nothing to thank this town for. I suggest you all follow my example and destroy the absurd bird they've gifted each home with.

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[causticat]

Why should anyone be so foolish as to destroy free food?

[Spoken through a mouthful of turkey.]

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[ofoz]

All of the food here is free.

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[causticat]

Then why waste any of it?

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[ofoz]

A phone calls out, insisting that the turkey is plain, contains no razorblades, and will not explode. That doesn't seem suspicious to you in the slightest?

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[causticat]

What about this town is not suspicious?

[Why should he regard the turkey with more suspicion than the very houses themselves?]