I dream of jeanie

[ofspiritfiredew]

I just had the weirdest dream. I was married, and my husband had a small penis. We were having sex in the shower of a double wide mobile home and he was wearing a condom. Then the water started to turn pink. Somebody had shot his dick with a nail gun. Three times! So we call the police and they tell us we have to leave and take some stuff with us.

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[natetheoriginal]

pft. I have that dream all the time.