Still moving furniture around in the flat. It's easy, since there's a couch and a bed and not much else. Full of glamour, life is. Paper's full of tragedy, but then so is living with Jediah. Bloke snores like an elephant with asthma. No use worrying either way, not really.
Eddie
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(By the way, thanks for the gift. Really - it was good. And when don't presents make a person feel better? Or liquer that tastes like candy, for that matter...
and who did make it, by the way?)
Good luck with the interior decorating.
Audrey
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(Oh -- no problem. Found some house elves in a shoppe I used to work at, asked them to bake it. Better than doing it myself, since I figure it wouldn't be a very grand gesture poisoning you or anything. Really do hope you and your family are holding up all right.)
Hey, thanks. In this case it seems to consist of making sure the walls are uniformly painted (the last people who lived here ... I don't even know what those stains were) and the dust is attractively arranged, but hey. I'm told Mandy will tidy things up when she comes over.
Eddie
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(We are. Thank you, really. And thanks for not poisoning me, too; I appreciate that.)
What colour? Please don't tell me lime green. I don't know why I just envisioned you wanting to paint your walls lime green, but I have. And it was blinding. I'm not even going to ask about the stains.
Audrey
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(Well, anything to not poison my favourite Hufflepuff, right.)
Beige? Er, or maybe it's one of those other tan colours, like taupe or something. Lime green would definitely have added a personal touch, though I thought I was more of a neon orange person myself. I'll suggest it to Jediah. (Joke.)
I've never seen anything like them, and I spent the year patrolling empty classrooms. It's better not to think about it too much.
Eddie
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Your own housewarming gift is in a nice crevice underneath your mattress.
Jediah
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... hey, really? Let me --
hahaha. Thanks, Jediah. This is great.
Eddie
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And I prefer to think of my snoring more as a better version of the London Symphony.
Jediah
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Loud and overly long. Gotcha. Great comparison.
Eddie
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But then I remember that I still have another year at Hogwarts, and anyone may be chosen Head Boy. So I worry more for myself.
We'll miss you, you know.
- Padma
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Well, at least the candidates for Head Girl aren't so bad! You're up for consideration, aren't you? You'd do a fine job if picked, I'm sure.
Hey, thanks.
Eddie
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I think so, but we all know who will get it. But thank you, anyway - I think they should just make me Head Boy. It'll be progressive, and all that.
- Padma
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I don't know ... the roof doesn't leak and nothing's blown up yet, what more could a bloke want? Undoubtedly you'll have your own opinion when you see it, though.
Hah! I like that.
Eddie
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Is there anything the two of you might need? I realise we don't know each other that well, but I figure it's alumni solidarity that might keep my visit from being a blatant cry for something to do.
Evan
Hey, and thanks for the gift. My sisters love the scarf, they're convinced they're going to be Ravenclaws. But are you sure you don't want to keep the badge?
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And hey, you're welcome anytime. I work until eight, but maybe Jediah'll let you in, no idea what he does in his spare time.
... and you know, not that I'm saying anything, but I could possibly use a mattress, if you know where to get one for cheap. The couch is great until I have to sleep on it.
Eddie
There are worse things to aspire to! And heck, I still think the entire Prefectship was a fluke, might as well remove all evidence. It probably looks better on you anyway.
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A mattress. I can get you a mattress. Do you mind if it is pink and glitters in certain lights?
Evan
I'll wear it to the pub. Or do you think that would count as one of the Ten Ways to the Shit Kicked Out of You? Eddie, I'm so bored that I'm finding glee in random capitalisation.
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Also, thank you for the cards. I think I'm actually already going grey just thinking about what we are going to have to deal with next year have to look forward to for next year. I wonder who they're going to make Head Boy and Girl...probably Hermione...or Padma. But Head Boy...Not to mention new Prefects. You know as well as I do that there's going to be slim pickings.
I hope your summer is going well and that you like your living situation more than your entry made it seem. How does it feel to know you won't have to be going back to Hogwarts this fall?
Jeanette
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Poor girl. Maybe I should have sent bottles of hair-dye for you lot instead. You know, I almost want to apologise for lowering the standards for Head Boy-ship considerably. I don't know how it could get much worse than me, but then I just thought about it, and -- oy.
The living situation's better than I'm making it sound, never fear. Not having to depend on my family for money is a really good feeling -- not that I've any permanent job at the moment, but still. I'll miss Hogwarts, but you know, I really think it was time to move on. New opportunities, new people to scam, and all of that.
How about you, though? Your summer going okay, worries about premature greying aside?
Eddie
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Hair-dye probably would have been a practical end of the year gift...but practical gifts aren't nearly as fun, so it's probably better that you didn't opt for that. And I don't think you were a bad Head Boy. At least, it could easily get worse.
I'm glad to hear you like it, then. And you're right. After 7 years of the same old stuff, I'm sure it's good to experience new things.
My summer...will be better as soon as I get to Cathy's.
Jeanette
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