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[oftpartitioned]

guys! Ukraina's hot boss (and like WAY less hot boss) says she hasn't been home!!! And when I went to see Białoruś to make sure she wasn't picking on her they said SHE'S gone too!

And Rosja said his fatass he doesn't know anything about it, but like

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[firstindustrial]

Have you tried their cell phones?

[oftpartitioned]

uhhhhhhhh first of all you think they can afford those hahahah

[firstindustrial]

Oh, well, in that case..

[oftpartitioned]

you DICK! of course we can afford cellphones!!

[thousandlakes]

Yeah, Ukraine wasn't at her apartment when Denmark and I went to visit...

[thousandlakes]

Are you sure it wasn't Russia.

I just mean.

His track record with countries vanishing overnight isn't particularly compelling evidence in his favor.

[knockoff]

Does however he particularly have reason to do such a thing to Belarus?

[oftpartitioned]

yeah cause shes crazy!! If he kidnapped Ukraine i bet she would INSIST on being kidnapped too

[lolicountry]

That's really... Not a good thing at all.

...

Are you sure you looked hard enough.

[oftpartitioned]

What! you think you could do better??

[lolicountry]

Y-
It's just--
You seem to jump to--
s-sometimes you get a bit excited so--
Perhaps they're out in the city.

[catalytics]

Okay, calm down. When's the last time you saw them?

[oftpartitioned]

claiiireeee!!! I haven't talked to belarus cause shes like a COMPLETE basketcase social reject but I was making fun of ukraine less than a week ago and now shes gone.....

[catalytics]

That's really nice, Pola-

Okay, forget about that. Let's go out and look for them or something, you know where they live, right? Just go and check to see if it looks like anything bad happened there.

[oftpartitioned]

okay..... I think something bad definitely could've happened!! You're coming with me right??