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HOLY CRAP

I TOTALLY JUST TRIED TO DROWN MYSELF IN THE TUB WHAT THE HECK!?!? but like not me!!

theres something in the tub and its really handsome like me and it TRIED TO PULL ME UNDER THE WATER AND IT TOTALLY LIKE KICKED ME AND

I CHIPPED MY TOOTH!!!!!!!

owwwwww

Comments

[infotehnoloogia]

So, you... drowned yourself in your reflection.

I wonder about you sometimes, Poland.

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THATS NOT HOW IT HAPPENED

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thats kinda how it happened

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BUT YOURE MAKING ME SOUND STUPID

[orangesister]

we have to worry about the BATHTUB too??

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ukraina it hit my head on the faucet and i got soap in my eyes and it hit my bad knee on the side of the tubbbbbb

[orangesister]

I'm coming over with a first aid kit! and snacks! and a curtain rod because my boss wouldn't let me pack any weapons!

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omg Tusk said I couldn't either!! which is weird when you think of all the nazis here and how I'm like an excellent fighter

[evolveyourself]

I wonder what compelled you to share that with all of us.

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i wonder why you came back when nobody likes you.

[evolveyourself]

I wonder why you won't leave when they feel the same way about you.

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They don't~

[lolicountry]

...Oh dear.

You tried to take a bath?

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so what???

[catalytics]

... are you going to be alright?

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no I'm ugly

[catalytics]

Poland, it's only a tooth. You're not ugly.

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don't lokat me