My mother's friends, who have a daughter my sister's age, bought her a black lambourghini Diablo. She took my sister out driving in it, and as soon as they left the driveway they got pulled over by a cop. They stopped for a few seconds but then she gunned it and turned left onto what had become the street that I live on, only it looked different ( Read more... )

Love is one person away from being merely an unhealthy obsession.

A couple years ago the Monmouth County Park System put 6 million bucks into the visitor's center at Thompson Park, their main park in Lincroft. On Monday Rose and I were in our old boss's office talking to him when we started hearing chatter on the radio about a fire there. We went there today to see what kind of damage there was, and more than ( Read more... )

Hey guys, check out this hilarious new joke, it goes something like this:

"Brokeback Mountain"

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

All you have to do is say "brokeback mountain" when talking about gays and you'll get tons of laughs! Even Dave Chappelle does it! On Oprah no less!

Notice the music choice: The Original gay cowboy.

Me, Kate, Liam and Rosey's best Pirate jokes from tonight ( Read more... )

http://www.albumvote.co.uk/news/news.php?id=1103

I've been waiting for this forever. I figured it might happen after they got together for Live 8. If they decide to do a US tour like Cream when they reunited, who wants to go with me?

$$$BIG GAME HUNTERS$$$ 5 MINUTE NO ZERGLING RUSH.

bringin' it back to '98, ya'lls.

Ahhh! lightening. Right outside my window.

More weirdness to be added to the list. Just happened a couple hours ago ( Read more... )

Sometimes when I'm reading an article on wikipedia I see an interesting word or name that's hi-lighted blue and I click on it and start reading that article. Then I see something else interesting there, and I click on that and go to another article and start reading. Then I do it again, and again, and again until I have 37 half-read wiki article ( Read more... )