i would have died for sure. of grossness and fright. once i killed a centipede in my sleep though, by FREAKING LAYING MY CHEEK ON IT. i woke up with a dead centipede stuck to my face.
Only because I love you...and it's just hilarious. Only because I haven't swallowed a bee that has flown in my coke can yet. When that happens, I will let you laugh at me. Just hope I have my epi-pen ready, Yes, my allergist makes me carry an epi-pen around.
i had to take a puff on my medication, i guess a spider decided to crawl into my pocket while i was at the dog park... i took my puff and (((STING))) what the fuck spit spit spit and out pops a little furry black spider with white spots, about the size of a dime.... i kill the spider and scream a bunch of obsinities at it, then i speed home scoop up the dead spiders remains and run inside and hop on the internet, freaking out a little bit... surf surf surf, at this point the tongue is a little swollen and it stings like a muther fucker.... i found out that it was a harmless jumping spider, and i started to feel better.... jesus what are the chances?
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once i killed a centipede in my sleep though, by FREAKING LAYING MY CHEEK ON IT. i woke up with a dead centipede stuck to my face.
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so like how did said spider gain access to your tongue?
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"They" say we eat x-number of spiders in our lifetime while we sleep, though I believe this must have been under different circumstances.
I'm kind of curious scientifically what a spider bite to a tongue would be like. Would a single taste bud be affected?
Have you ever gotten the occasional swollen taste bud?
That sure is a weird sensation. :0/
/rambling
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