Sooo desperate...fuckwazawaisuruAugust 26 2007, 18:45:25 UTC
How come it's illegal?
Also, you seem like a man of some means, wouldn't you looove having a personal bartender who knew how to make everything from a Blowjob to a Slow Comfortable Screw? I work for tips and room and board and wear stilettos and short skirts. I also work weekends and holidays, do private parties and am willing to relocate. Think of how romantic private bottle service would be with Dom and strawberries. You'd be a fool to pass up this deal.
Re: Sooo desperate...ogopogoAugust 26 2007, 22:29:51 UTC
It's illegal because: a- the bike is not insured, and b- I don't have a license... only a permit, which doesn't allow me out at night, which is kind of dumb since my neighborhood is much safer to drive around at night, as there aren't scads of flaky beachgoers everywhere.
And while your offer is certainly flattering, I haven't had a drink in over seven years now, so I should probably decline ;-)
Re: Sooo desperate...ogopogoAugust 27 2007, 02:00:41 UTC
I started drinking shortly after I turned 21 not out of any respect for the law... it's just the way things worked out. In less than a year I had developed an EXTREMELY bad relationship with alcohol (as in, a liter of shitty vodka a day bad). It was the lowest I've ever been, and considering alcohol never really made me feel good to begin with (just numb), I have decided it has no place in my life anymore. I have had token amounts of champagne (as in, half a shot glass) to celebrate certain big events, but other than that, I'm 100% dry.
I'm definitely not without my vices, but I've settled on vices I can actually live with ;-)
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I need to be putting any further "Weeee!" off until I become a legal rider,
but I couldn't resist a little sample to tide me over :-)
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but I don't think it'd work too well with a full-faced helmet ;-)
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Also, you seem like a man of some means, wouldn't you looove having a personal bartender who knew how to make everything from a Blowjob to a Slow Comfortable Screw? I work for tips and room and board and wear stilettos and short skirts. I also work weekends and holidays, do private parties and am willing to relocate. Think of how romantic private bottle service would be with Dom and strawberries. You'd be a fool to pass up this deal.
P.S.: I can also cage and/or pole dance.
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and b- I don't have a license... only a permit, which doesn't allow me out at night,
which is kind of dumb since my neighborhood is much safer to drive around at night,
as there aren't scads of flaky beachgoers everywhere.
And while your offer is certainly flattering,
I haven't had a drink in over seven years now,
so I should probably decline ;-)
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Heh, well, I apparently now have a job. Receptionist. At a tattoo parlour. Wow, seven years though? How come? Ack, none of my business, sorry.
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not out of any respect for the law... it's just the way things worked out.
In less than a year I had developed an EXTREMELY bad relationship with alcohol
(as in, a liter of shitty vodka a day bad).
It was the lowest I've ever been,
and considering alcohol never really made me feel good to begin with (just numb),
I have decided it has no place in my life anymore.
I have had token amounts of champagne (as in, half a shot glass)
to celebrate certain big events,
but other than that, I'm 100% dry.
I'm definitely not without my vices,
but I've settled on vices I can actually live with ;-)
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Thanks for the extra vote of coolness! ;-)
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