Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING.
How does the world see me?
Smashing Pumpkins - I am one (fairly intuitive I would have thought)
Will I have a happy life?
Rammstein - Die Sonne (wtf?)
What do my friends really think of me?
AC/DC - Hells Bells
Do people secretly lust after me?
Jimmy Eat World - The Middle (not sure what to read into that)
How can I make myself happy?
Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion (Again with the intuitiveness)
What should I do with my life?
Smashing Pumpkiuns - Bury Me (not liking the sound of that)
Why must life be so full of pain?
Placebo - Summer's Gone (fair enough)
Will I ever have children?
Green Day - No One Knows (hey, that's a cop out)
Will I die happy?
Weezer - Don't let go (if i wanted advice...)
What is some good advice for me?
Dream Theater - ovature 1928 (that one didn't really work)
What is happiness?
Incubus - Made for TV Movie
What's my favorite fetish?
Green Day - American Idiot(!?!?)
How will I be remembered?
metallica - Battery (Score!)