So, H.I.M. sucks gigantic bavarian mule testicles and I just wanted to share that with everyone. They're a group of marginally talented, corporately produced, watered down, Finnish morons and the earth would be cleaner flushed of them. If anyone takes offense to this, my deepest and most insincere apologies. The truth had to be said at some ( Read more... )

So, it's like 3:15 and I just woke up.   That's not unusual.  What is unusual, is that it is AM rather than PM.  It's going to be a struggle to stay up all day, I just know it. *sigh*  Damn my unusual sleep patterns.

On an amusing note, I just read about the most delightfully strange news story about mobsters in Kentucky.

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So, I'm up and it's 5:40ish and mom awakes from her drug induced slumber. I tell her that my bank account is overdrafted, which it is, to make a bit of conversation. I quickly discover why I A.) don't tell her these things and B.) Don't usually get up this early. She starts going all nutzo about it, making a huge deal out of it when it's really ( Read more... )

Remember that day I talked about a few days ago? Yeah, it really didn't amount to anything ( Read more... )

So, it's 5 AM, I'm awake and I didn't stay up all night.
That's unusual.

I find myself trying to while the time away
So...
Here I am listening to Jimi Hendrix
And waiting for snow.

I know, somehow, deep down inside
like a premonition
or something
Today will be spectacular
or horrible.
I don't know which yet....

So, I had to write another short story for my creative writing class since my first one sucked. I decided to do an entirely different concept and the story is a lot more minimalistic. There are only two characters and three real scenes, as compared to my last attempt which was really retrospective. Additionally this one rings a lot more true and ( Read more... )

So, Europe fell over the weekend. No one seemed to notice, but Melissa and I invaded with carnivorous penguins and herbivorous but still very nasty koalas and toppled Europe. All of Europe, that is, aside from Turkey since it's essentialy part of Asia and we gave France to the Indians. At any rate, we got Wooden shoes and strawberry scones and ( Read more... )

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Hey folks.  It's been a while ( Read more... )

Hello friends!

My poem is already posted over at Aurora, and if anyone wants to see it (with new alternate last line!
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