Mr. Floyd Johnson, seen here shortly after receiving a free surprise anal probe....


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Ok folks, as you remember, Jen (Big J, Hootie, Bob Jenver) and I went ( Read more... )

....the dumbest lyrics ever written in the long and winding history of mankind have been brought to us by Gravity Kills. I present, without any further ado, Gravity Kills - Forget Your Name ( Read more... )

Ok, well Michael and I went out towards cumberland falls last night to meet up with a couple of musicians who were very much older than us.  We worked with Ed, a 30 something year old drummer, and Mike, a 25-30 year old very talented bassist.  I didn't get to do much since I didn't know any of the songs they wanted to do, and of course I was ( Read more... )

These lyrics are proving difficult to memorize, or I'm just trying too hard. I probably should have known them anyway as they're a bit of the old Led Zep ( Read more... )

Hello LJ and Myspace folks. It's been a long time, and I hope you're all holding up well. Well I know Crystal isn't, but hopefully time will heal things for her. This post will probably be long and drawn out, as most of mine are, but don't worry. I'll be right back, my mom's crying for some reason. I'm not joking, either. This is so ( Read more... )

Hello people. I know I don't update very much anymore, and that's primarily due to next to nothing occurring. As you know, though, when things do happen they usually suck. I would gladly swap the last week, which has been relatively eventful, for one of my normal lethargic weeks filled with apathy and sloth given the opportunity. The last week ( Read more... )

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Dead as dead can be
The doctor tells me
But I just can't believe him
Ever the optimistic one
I'm sure of your ability
To become my perfect enemy

Wake up and face me
Don't play dead 'cause maybe
Someday I’ll walk away and say
You disappoint me
Maybe you're better off this way

Leaning over you here
Cold and catatonic
I catch a brief reflection
Of what you could ( Read more... )

Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid |||||||||||||||||| 74% Schizoid |||||||||||||||||| 78% Schizotypal |||||||||||||| 58% Antisocial |||||||||||| 50% Borderline |||||||||||| 50% Histrionic |||||||||| 34% Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 58% Avoidant |||||||||||||| 58% Dependent |||||||||| 34% Obsessive-Compulsive |||||| ( Read more... )