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Ernest Hemingway was once challenged to write and complete a short story in six words.
He came up with what he declared his finest work of prose:
"For sale: baby shoes, never used."
Chills.
He came up with what he declared his finest work of prose:
"For sale: baby shoes, never used."
Chills.
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Amid the usual mess of discarded flyers and opened post at the bottom of the stairs is a letter threatening legal action for the non-payment of your phone-bill (£42.99)using words like 'debt', 'collection' and 'agency' in succession.
Having seen Repo Man twice, and living in fear of the car with the glowing boot, it's perhaps a good idea to dig out your old phone bills and ring BT, as much as seeing the bailiffs doing over the faggot in room 20 would amuse me I just wouldn't be able to sleep in case the BT man tries to keep you from playing Bigeyedfantasywankgameofthemonth Online five years from now on account of your bruised and bloodied credit rating.
Or you could just ride it out - it's a civil wrong so they can't ARREST you. Fight the power sister.
Love Jimmy
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