oooohhhh joke :p lol. can I tell a sick joke? if so: (striked for hidennesss) so this guy gets out of prison and all he has is $5 so he goes to a whore house because yeah you know hes been in prison and hes needs some lovin too, so he goes up to the lady at the front or whatever and he asks "what can I get for $5?" and she says "not much but if you go to this room somebody will be there waiting for you." so he goes to the room and bam there is this old woman like 80 years old and nasty shit, okay well he does her and says "wow that was the dryest sex I ever had so she says "come back in 5 minutes" so he comes back in 5 minutes and does her again and says "hey thats not so bad" and he asked "what did you do" and she said "I picked the scabs and let the puss run out"
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kthx!
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can I tell a sick joke?
if so: (striked for hidennesss)
so this guy gets out of prison and all he has is $5 so he goes to a whore house because yeah you know hes been in prison and hes needs some lovin too, so he goes up to the lady at the front or whatever and he asks "what can I get for $5?" and she says "not much but if you go to this room somebody will be there waiting for you." so he goes to the room and bam there is this old woman like 80 years old and nasty shit, okay well he does her and says "wow that was the dryest sex I ever had so she says "come back in 5 minutes" so he comes back in 5 minutes and does her again and says "hey thats not so bad" and he asked "what did you do" and she said "I picked the scabs and let the puss run out"
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Why don't you ever stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
Because the black ones will steal your watch!
haha sorry. My daddy told me that one a long time ago.
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um...joke.....hmmmm...
wow its way to early to be up....
brain dead...
joke....
i'll get back to you on that
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what did the old man say as he pissed into the wind?
its all coming back to me now...
heehee
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I have two, so hopefully you'll like at least one...
01. "Welcome to school, Simon," said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. "How old are you?" "I'm not old," said Simon, "I'm nearly new."
02. Q. What dp you call a musical insect?
A. A humbug.
:)
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both are splendid ♥
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