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[oh_devious]

i leave for california on saturday.
i will be away for 10 days. with my family.
please kidnap me..?
i think turning my house into our own apartment for 10 days sounds much better. like better times a million. and probably more than that.

Comments

It gonna be hawt!

[abnerd]

Gurl you will have fun but you will be missed.
<3

[crimsonribbon]

baby if you jump out of the plane over iowa i promise to catch you.

[anonymous]

here's the plan on how u get out of going to california. tell your parents that you're terribly sorry but you're 4 months pregnant and u hadn't told them. then tell them you're too ashamed to show your face at your uncle's thingamabob b/c of your unborn child. if this doesn't work quickly head to the closet and get a wire hanger and swear to them that u will plunge it deep into your uterus and into the poor fetus' underdeveloped brain and they will be responsible for the death of their first grandchild...i don't know, but this honestly worked for me...a couple times.
KEN

my short micheal myers film, performed on 7/25 in an instant message while listening to the theme

[anonymous]

aproductofmyself: this calls for the halloween theme song

ms. mallory is a fake vegan

[anonymous]

yah... danielle mallory was spotted FISHING. im pretty sure that goes against the vegan hand book or something. i think she caught a couple fish or something. i dont know the whole story... but she fished. and has a secret pair of leather shoes.