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FUCK YEAH KIND OF STOLEN FROM YAMAMOTO
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I PLAY THE BOSS ON THE INTERNET. LOOK AT HER. IT'S THE MOTHER FUCKING BOSS. SHIT. SHE'LL BREAK YOUR GOSH DAMN ARM. SHE DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING CARE.
SHE IS, SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING, THE MOST AMAZING CHARACTER OF ALL TIME AND I PLAY HER ON THE INTERNET.
AND I HAVE THE BEST WORST SON EVER. AND THE BEST BEST SON EVER.
AND FUCK ALSO I HAVE EVA.
SERIOUSLY. I PLAY THE BOSS.
THIS IS LAL MIRCH. I APPED HER SO THAT I'D HAVE A CHARACTER THAT COULD MAKE OUT WITH ONE OF BOX'S CHARACTERS. \o/
MY VERY, VERY SHORT ATTENTION SPAN IS GETTING FRUSTRATED WITH HER CANON RIGHT NOW, EVEN AS I DO LOVE THE VARIA, BUT I JUST HAVE TO REMEMBER IN MY HEART THAT SHE'S GOING TO SHOW BACK UP AND BE AMAZING. SHE'S VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS AND HAS SERIOUS FEELINGS AND SERIOUS ANGST. ALSO FRICK, LOOK AT HER BITCHIN' ICON SET. SERIOUSLY.
HOLY SHIT IT'S YUFFIE. FINAL FANTASY VII IS LIKE MY CHILDHOOD, BECAUSE I WASN'T ALLOWED TO PLAY GAMES TIL I WAS 13 SO IT WAS ONE OF MY FIRST EVEN IF I PLAYED IT AFTER IX. OH WELL.
SERIOUSLY. SHIT. I FUCKING LOVE YUFFIE AND NOW I PLAY HER ON THE INTERNET. SHE'S LIKE MY SOUL IN BITCHIN' NINJA FORM.
DID YOU KNOW I USED TO START FLAME WARS WITH CLOUD/YUFFIE SHIPPERS? HILARITY.
I JUST BOUGHT YUFFIE A YEAR OF PAID TIME AND YOU CAN PRY HER FROM MY COLD, BORED FINGERS SOME TIME AFTER THAT.
YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T BELIEVE THAT I WAITED OVER TWO YEARS TO APP EMMA EMMERICH. IN FACT, YOU MIGHT BE LIKE "NO, SERIOUSLY, WHY DID YOU DREAM OF APPING EMMA FUCKING EMMERICH FOR TWO YEARS?" AND I WOULD HAVE TO BE ALL "SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE" AND PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THIS LOVE BUT ME. IT IS A VERY PURE LOVE. I ALMOST DROPPED HER A FEW WEEKS AGO BUT NOW I AM SO SO SO FUCKING HAPPY I DIDN'T.
SHE'S REALLY AMAZING. WHY? I DON'T KNOW. SHUT UP. I LOVE HER.
IN CONCLUSION:
LOOK AT THIS MOTHERUCKING CHARACTER LINE-UP. I GO FROM COMPLETELY BADASS MOTHER-FUCKED SUPER-SOLDIER TO WHAT IS POSSIBLY THE SINGLE MOST WHINY AND PATHETIC CHARACTER OF THAT SAME SERIES. I'M REALLY AWESOME AND SO ARE THEY. THEY ARE ALL REALLY HOT AND COMPLETELY INSANE. THEY HAVE MORE OVARIES THAN ANY GIVEN WEEK OF LIFETIME PROGRAMMING. THEY WILL BREAK YOUR HARD DRIVE, YOUR WALLET AND BOTH YOUR WRISTS AS SOON AS LOOK AT YOU. AND MAYBE . . . YOUR HEART.
FOUR IS THE BEST NUMBER OF CHARACTERS EVER, BECAUSE I CAN APP AGAIN IF I WANT, AND I PRETTY MUCH GET ALL OF THEM OUT EVERY WEEK.
SHIT.
AWESOME.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I PLAY THE BOSS ON THE INTERNET. LOOK AT HER. IT'S THE MOTHER FUCKING BOSS. SHIT. SHE'LL BREAK YOUR GOSH DAMN ARM. SHE DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING CARE.
SHE IS, SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING, THE MOST AMAZING CHARACTER OF ALL TIME AND I PLAY HER ON THE INTERNET.
AND I HAVE THE BEST WORST SON EVER. AND THE BEST BEST SON EVER.
AND FUCK ALSO I HAVE EVA.
SERIOUSLY. I PLAY THE BOSS.
THIS IS LAL MIRCH. I APPED HER SO THAT I'D HAVE A CHARACTER THAT COULD MAKE OUT WITH ONE OF BOX'S CHARACTERS. \o/
MY VERY, VERY SHORT ATTENTION SPAN IS GETTING FRUSTRATED WITH HER CANON RIGHT NOW, EVEN AS I DO LOVE THE VARIA, BUT I JUST HAVE TO REMEMBER IN MY HEART THAT SHE'S GOING TO SHOW BACK UP AND BE AMAZING. SHE'S VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS AND HAS SERIOUS FEELINGS AND SERIOUS ANGST. ALSO FRICK, LOOK AT HER BITCHIN' ICON SET. SERIOUSLY.
HOLY SHIT IT'S YUFFIE. FINAL FANTASY VII IS LIKE MY CHILDHOOD, BECAUSE I WASN'T ALLOWED TO PLAY GAMES TIL I WAS 13 SO IT WAS ONE OF MY FIRST EVEN IF I PLAYED IT AFTER IX. OH WELL.
SERIOUSLY. SHIT. I FUCKING LOVE YUFFIE AND NOW I PLAY HER ON THE INTERNET. SHE'S LIKE MY SOUL IN BITCHIN' NINJA FORM.
DID YOU KNOW I USED TO START FLAME WARS WITH CLOUD/YUFFIE SHIPPERS? HILARITY.
I JUST BOUGHT YUFFIE A YEAR OF PAID TIME AND YOU CAN PRY HER FROM MY COLD, BORED FINGERS SOME TIME AFTER THAT.
YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T BELIEVE THAT I WAITED OVER TWO YEARS TO APP EMMA EMMERICH. IN FACT, YOU MIGHT BE LIKE "NO, SERIOUSLY, WHY DID YOU DREAM OF APPING EMMA FUCKING EMMERICH FOR TWO YEARS?" AND I WOULD HAVE TO BE ALL "SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE" AND PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THIS LOVE BUT ME. IT IS A VERY PURE LOVE. I ALMOST DROPPED HER A FEW WEEKS AGO BUT NOW I AM SO SO SO FUCKING HAPPY I DIDN'T.
SHE'S REALLY AMAZING. WHY? I DON'T KNOW. SHUT UP. I LOVE HER.
IN CONCLUSION:
LOOK AT THIS MOTHERUCKING CHARACTER LINE-UP. I GO FROM COMPLETELY BADASS MOTHER-FUCKED SUPER-SOLDIER TO WHAT IS POSSIBLY THE SINGLE MOST WHINY AND PATHETIC CHARACTER OF THAT SAME SERIES. I'M REALLY AWESOME AND SO ARE THEY. THEY ARE ALL REALLY HOT AND COMPLETELY INSANE. THEY HAVE MORE OVARIES THAN ANY GIVEN WEEK OF LIFETIME PROGRAMMING. THEY WILL BREAK YOUR HARD DRIVE, YOUR WALLET AND BOTH YOUR WRISTS AS SOON AS LOOK AT YOU. AND MAYBE . . . YOUR HEART.
FOUR IS THE BEST NUMBER OF CHARACTERS EVER, BECAUSE I CAN APP AGAIN IF I WANT, AND I PRETTY MUCH GET ALL OF THEM OUT EVERY WEEK.
SHIT.
AWESOME.