Episode 1x10: Stranger in a Strange Land Entry
Fic Title: Oh Lawls.
Fandoms: Star Trek Voyager,Glee
Wordcount:282
Warning/Spoilers: CRACK
Unscreen Y/N: Y
Fic:
[Stardate 19957.04, Delta Quadrant]
"So wait, you're telling me these 'wormholes' are actually links to the past?" Janeway grits out, rubbing her aching temples.
"Precisely Captain. However, I believe further research is required." Seven responds through the comm link between her shuttle and Voyager.
"Absolutely not. That risks you getting closer and possibly sucked in."
"Captain-"
"No Seven! And that's final. Now return to Voyager, we'll just have to go around. Am I understood?" Janeway interrupts.
Kathryn is met with silence."Seven?"
"Voyager to Seven of Nine, can you read me?" Tom tries.
"Nothing Ma'am."
Janeway covers her face. "Another day in the Delta Quadrant."
~
[Lima, Ohio; 2009]
Laying in her dark room, Santana had plenty of time to reflect on the recent changes in her life.
She'd admitted her love for her best friend, been rejected by said best friends, recruited a closeted jock as her beard. And chief among those, she had found out she was totally gaga for the girls. Yup, a lady lovin' lesbian.
She thought of the types of girls she liked and it always seemed to circle back to tall, lithe, and blonde.
"Snap out of it! Santana Lopez does not 'pine', only losers like Berry 'pine' for stupid things like love." She let's out a frustrated sigh.
"That's it, I gots to gets my drink on." Halfway to her bedroom door, Santana hears a soft popping sound followed by the sound of someone dropping on her bed.
Jerking around, Santana is greeted with the image of a woman dressed in a silver one piece suit, laying on her covers.
The woman wore strange metal on her left hand and weird jewelry on her face. But above all, she was freakin' hot.
As well as tall.
Lithe.
And blonde.
Santana looked heavenwards.
"The Lord is testing me."
Fandoms: Star Trek Voyager,Glee
Wordcount:282
Warning/Spoilers: CRACK
Unscreen Y/N: Y
Fic:
[Stardate 19957.04, Delta Quadrant]
"So wait, you're telling me these 'wormholes' are actually links to the past?" Janeway grits out, rubbing her aching temples.
"Precisely Captain. However, I believe further research is required." Seven responds through the comm link between her shuttle and Voyager.
"Absolutely not. That risks you getting closer and possibly sucked in."
"Captain-"
"No Seven! And that's final. Now return to Voyager, we'll just have to go around. Am I understood?" Janeway interrupts.
Kathryn is met with silence."Seven?"
"Voyager to Seven of Nine, can you read me?" Tom tries.
"Nothing Ma'am."
Janeway covers her face. "Another day in the Delta Quadrant."
~
[Lima, Ohio; 2009]
Laying in her dark room, Santana had plenty of time to reflect on the recent changes in her life.
She'd admitted her love for her best friend, been rejected by said best friends, recruited a closeted jock as her beard. And chief among those, she had found out she was totally gaga for the girls. Yup, a lady lovin' lesbian.
She thought of the types of girls she liked and it always seemed to circle back to tall, lithe, and blonde.
"Snap out of it! Santana Lopez does not 'pine', only losers like Berry 'pine' for stupid things like love." She let's out a frustrated sigh.
"That's it, I gots to gets my drink on." Halfway to her bedroom door, Santana hears a soft popping sound followed by the sound of someone dropping on her bed.
Jerking around, Santana is greeted with the image of a woman dressed in a silver one piece suit, laying on her covers.
The woman wore strange metal on her left hand and weird jewelry on her face. But above all, she was freakin' hot.
As well as tall.
Lithe.
And blonde.
Santana looked heavenwards.
"The Lord is testing me."