I think things are changing quickly. life is not as i once knew it. future events will begin unfolding as they are decided upon. Wonder what is to become of me?
First, you shall discover a magical hair product that instantly changes gray to purple and blue, much to the delight of little old ladies everywhere. Then you will rake in tons of dough and build a castle containing several swimming pools, a planetarium, an alligator pit, and a rodeo. After sponsoring a new sort of olympics where bull wrangling and gator wrassling are legitimate sports, you shall retire and live out your life with oiled up muscular nubians who rub your feet whenever asked. That's what the scuttling ones are telling me anyway! I hope you're doing well, cousin-in-law!
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I hope you're doing well, cousin-in-law!
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