greetings and salutations to all who have the displeasure of reading this dung pile. tonight was amazingly fun. i got to hang out with my dream woman shannyn sossamon and play slide with her sister which was hella cool. i got hit in the eye which was also fantastic. the irony of being punched in the fucking cheak bone at a venus diode show is just ( Read more... )

my birth day is this friday kiddos. hehe. im excited about that. all i asked for were clothes and a couple o cds, which is all i really want at the moment. i didnt ask for anything big this year, cause i knew id only get that one item and nothing else. for example, i wanted a digital camara and some other stuff, and id probably only get a digital ( Read more... )

my day has kicked ass. i got to see my brennana who just got back from hawaii, wwoooooah, and that was hip. i also got to jam with one of my bands today and that was fun fun fun. me and the hombres went down to straw hat where i threw pizza on matt, punched gil in the eye, and kicked nicks ass at air hockey. yeah, i rued the day. my chola and i ( Read more... )

oh i cant wait for tomorrow. i get to see my wonderful lady and we're gonna boogie on down to the E to the mother fucking C to see big fish. how cool is that? ugh, way not excited about winter formal. blagh. curse the woman in brown. haha. who knows. that little shindig might prove to be interesting...BUT THOSE CUNTS ARE GONNA MAKE ME PAY 25 ( Read more... )

"heh. the drunken piano player. you aint gonna be able to hit nothing. in fact, i bet youre so drunk youre seein double ( Read more... )

All that became of you is tantamount to the lace that surrounds your ashen face. The tears that well up will not subside anymore, never again will your screams reach the surface. The whispers of silent reveries and absent-mindedness capture the moment as they solemnly dump you in and leave you to rot ( Read more... )

my right foot shall now be called the funk. the smell of this beast is growin. NASTY. i go to the doctor tomorrow and theyre gonna clean it...and massage it against their privates. OFL is way cool. i like it a lot better than valencia. wait wait, should i call my right foot "the funk" or "the big cheese"? you tell me.

haha. so funny thing, i wake up at 8, decide that its too early and go back to sleep. i had planned like an hour nap you know. woke up at 3...oh well. at least i got to go to russia in my dream. it was fantastic. i took a bus from the united states to russia and nothing changed all the way there. it just looked like the 405 freeway all the way ( Read more... )

my party boot is now officially partied out. no more signing my broken foot for any of ya....unless you can clean my feet. blagh. ugh. igh. fug. my foot is gross. i want a new bandage or something. actually i wanta cut the damn thing off and then find myself a robotic foot. hey, if dr. robotnik can get one then why the hell cant i ( Read more... )

agh! fuck school and fuck you....yes you.