Has your flask ever fallen out on the floor in the middle of class? Yeah. Good thing my professor had a good "chuckle" about it and the students invariably like me more now ( Read more... )

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I used to be one of those people who said, "Oh yeah my room is a huge mess but I know where everything is." Well I've stopped saying that because it's just entirely untrue.


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There is this girl who works at the tobacco shop and I have been tracking her weight gain since September. Every time I go in there she is fatter. When will it stop?

On Tuesday I went to the Dali exhibit at the Philadelphia Museum of Art with Alex. OMG SALVADOR DALI. He is one of my favorite artists so I had a blast. It was beautiful being so close to his paintings. It was a huge exhibit too, I saw everything. They had his sketches and drawings. Talk about an amazing artist. Holy shit. If you live anywhere ( Read more... )

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I just found this on the Classifieds section on the Millersville webpage.

Title: Free 25 lbs cat
Description: His name is Mo-Mo he's black with white face and paws and really super nice. He comes with lots of toys-litter pan and even some cat food coupons.

WELL EVEN SOME CAT FOOD COUPONS!!!! I'M SOLD! I'LL TAKE YOUR 25 POUND CAT.

#1. Chace and I broke up. We'll all be ok. Of course AFTER we broke up he finally got a cell phone, new shoes, a new laptop, and new clothes. That bastard. That stupid bastard. I'm just kidding, we still talk and don't hate each other ( Read more... )

Does anyone else remember that time in eleventh grade where it was the very end of the day.. and all of a sudden the secretary came on the PA system and said "Jordan Irwin, please don't get on the bus, your mom is here to pick you up." HAHAHA.

I woke up today at about 12:30pm. I opened up my door and there was this huge group of people out in the hallway. It was a high school tour group. I looked completely crazy in my "Save the Humans" shirt and Carebear pants and I just yelled and slammed the door in their faces ( Read more... )