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Jan 22, 2008 19:54

It was pretty much like every other day in Mordhaus. The roadies were dying unsightly deaths, the band had gotten out of practice and went to do whatever it is they did on their free time, and as such, Toki was off building his model airplanes.

To be quite honest, however, he'd been rather edgy as of late. Short tempered and snappish at anyone who ( Read more... )

skwisgaar, oom toki

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oh_wowee January 23 2008, 04:08:14 UTC

Skwisgaar's chest? Meet Toki's palm.

Skwisgaar's ass? Meet the hall's floor.

There was more hissing and more stomping, the fire spewing forth from the flame thrower putting the new black velvet curtains up in smoke before Toki could even blink.

He didn't want to hurt the Swede, he just wanted him to go away.

dats_dildoes January 23 2008, 04:11:12 UTC

There was a glower at that, once he'd managed to right himself, still sitting on the floor, "Fine! I's is just going to stays right here!"

Maturity of a six year old between them, swear to Christ.

oh_wowee January 23 2008, 04:21:33 UTC

It would last hours, really. The snarling, bitter, brutal hatred and hissing of Toki wouldn't end until his flamethrower ran out of gas, which is when he tugged it off and tossed it out the window, grinning maniacally as it exploded with whatever fumes it had left, setting one of the topiary sculptures on fire. It looked pretty damn metal in the snow, a burning valkyrie on her six-legged horse.

"I hates everythings! I HATES IT ALL."

Toki stomped back towards the prep room, where he was going to get another flame thrower.

dats_dildoes January 23 2008, 04:29:33 UTC

Skwisgaar had actually gone and made popcorn over one of the burning chairs. Sure, he couldn't do much else, but jiffypop was hard to do wrong.

Ah-HA! Out of gas! finally.

Not that Skwisgaar really had a plan besides shooing the roadies out, making sure they took the flamethrower with them, and locking the door behind them.

He arched a brow, leaning against the door, stubborn as ever, "What's is you thinkings on does abouts dat now Tokis?"

oh_wowee January 23 2008, 04:31:58 UTC

"Gets away from de door, dickweed."

This wasn't a happy Toki. This was a very, very ANGRY Toki. "Before I turns you into a hankburger patty withs my spikes."

BIG WORDS! SMALL MAN!