Ana should just bit that lip so hard that it bleeds and Chrisward will have a heart attack from it and die and we can all throw a party because of it.
And I wanna sue that woman for mentioning good music in her crap. I think I'm really damaged now and can't listen to 'Try' or 'The scientist' for a while. And I love those songs. Can we tar and feather her or something?
You all are so brave or masochistic. Is EVerYONE in this book a psycho and music name dropping is the worst. Coldplay and snow Patrol DO NOT need analysis.
Also the fact this was 2009 is showing. WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT SNOW PATROL NOW IN 2012?
Also the fact this was 2009 is showing. WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT SNOW PATROL NOW IN 2012?
HAhaha this is so true. I mean, this is really kind of the reason you shouldn't use references like that, I guess? It gets super dated. You might luck out and the band or artist you use continutes to be popular and a relevant reference. But in this case? Yeeeah no one really talks about Snow Patrol anymore. XD
My eyes already hurt... I swear if I hear the word, "Beguile" one more time... >:|
Also they've been broken up for FIVE FUCKING DAYS! I mean, WHAT?! and like in the last book she was all like "Noooo don't touch me, I hate you get out my life you twisted BEGUILING bastard."
Then she goes all depressed for five days, and like.. I mean... what was the point of even calling it a break up?! It was more like, "im going to throw a hissy fit so you can say more creepy non romantic things at me and i'll forgive you and we can forget the enire shitty, almost non-existent plot of the last book. Then we'll have really bad sex and you can ravish my soul while I think of more words for orgasm."
UGH it totally pisses me off that it's only been FIVE FREAKING DAYS!! It's not the end of the world! Get a grip! And they were together for how long exactly before the infamous break-up? A month? Two tops? This is not 6th grade where a ten-day 'relationship' is considered looong. I'm constantly thinking 'this is crap but I wanna see what happens next' but then I realise that there's no plot, so nothing happenes next, not really, and I get very frustrated with myself!
Yeah, I'm gonna go read the next chapters now anyway XD
hahah yeah we were like 'it's been 5 days? fucking really?'
Yeah, actually it was less than a month actually, I think? which is ridiculous XD omg these books go into such excruciating detail. I think it's been like a week maybe in 50 Shades Darker as far as we've read and we're like half-way through? XDD And consider that for example Harry Potter books are between 300 and 800 pages long and they span an entire school year. and by now EL James has spent over 200 pages on detailing every single breathing moment of like a week.
but then I realise that there's no plot, so nothing happenes next,
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And I wanna sue that woman for mentioning good music in her crap. I think I'm really damaged now and can't listen to 'Try' or 'The scientist' for a while. And I love those songs.
Can we tar and feather her or something?
This series just makes me go
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LOL Tim Gunn<3
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I really would love to know what he'd say about those books. He is so eloquent when he says something is crapXD
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Also the fact this was 2009 is showing. WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT SNOW PATROL NOW IN 2012?
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HAhaha this is so true. I mean, this is really kind of the reason you shouldn't use references like that, I guess? It gets super dated. You might luck out and the band or artist you use continutes to be popular and a relevant reference. But in this case? Yeeeah no one really talks about Snow Patrol anymore. XD
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Also they've been broken up for FIVE FUCKING DAYS! I mean, WHAT?! and like in the last book she was all like "Noooo don't touch me, I hate you get out my life you twisted BEGUILING bastard."
Then she goes all depressed for five days, and like.. I mean... what was the point of even calling it a break up?! It was more like, "im going to throw a hissy fit so you can say more creepy non romantic things at me and i'll forgive you and we can forget the enire shitty, almost non-existent plot of the last book. Then we'll have really bad sex and you can ravish my soul while I think of more words for orgasm."
*hangs head in shame* - Why do people buy this?
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Yeah, I'm gonna go read the next chapters now anyway XD
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Yeah, actually it was less than a month actually, I think? which is ridiculous XD omg these books go into such excruciating detail. I think it's been like a week maybe in 50 Shades Darker as far as we've read and we're like half-way through? XDD And consider that for example Harry Potter books are between 300 and 800 pages long and they span an entire school year. and by now EL James has spent over 200 pages on detailing every single breathing moment of like a week.
but then I realise that there's no plot, so nothing happenes next,
LOL this is so true I could cry
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