hahahh re: 5. I actually considered drawing another drawing of that but it went beyond my artistic abilities XDD Also, that is seriously spot on about how she thinks this shit works apparenly.
OF CORSE HE DOES, BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT TO DOOOO WITH IT. I can't... I literally can't.
lol omg i keep forgetting to comment here whenever i read your posts and yell at ing in IM XD hooooooooooow do you even survive reading this crap
1) That Italian dude sounded French. 2) Why does he even bother buying her underwear, it's not like they aren't going to have at it five minutes later anyway. 3) YOU DO NOT FUCKING OWN HER BODY. SHE IS NOT PROPERTY. WHY ISN'T SHE RUNNING FOR THE HILLS YET? 4) OH SURE JUST DECIDE FOR HER TO GO ON BIRTH CONTROL IT'S NOT LIKE FREE WILL MATTERS ANYMORE IS IT JESUS CHRIST HOW CAN A PERSON WRITE THIS AND NOT BE DISGUSTED BY WHAT THEY'VE WRITTEN? HOW CAN ANYONE READ THIS AND FIND THIS SEXY AND LIBERATING?
nfdjnfjdkgnjdgnjkdfnjkdfnjk isaaaaa it's so horrible.
But...considering how many asshats write these kind of Mary Sue fics all over the internet, I guess they WOULD think it was awesome as hell. Everyone else? No excuse.
I read this just for the Merlin gif. negl, it's the only thing that keeps me coming back for more because my brain really, honestly, needs Merlin-additions to survive this shit. ;_;
Ing that piece of art should be the actual book cover so people have a better picture of what they will read in the book^^
Why does it not surprise me at all that what he earns per hour is so ridiculous and out of this world? I mean he probably owns the whole US in the end of the third book and is on the way to buy Canada and Mexico so Ana can't run away from him EVER!
AND WHY DOESN'T ANA UNDERSTANDS THAT WHEN A GUY SAYS HE OWNS YOUR BODY IT'S TIME TO RUN AND CALL THE COPS???
hahaha tyyy, you're the first person to compliment me on my amazing artistic ability XDD
I literally laughed like an idiot when he was like I EARN HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS AN HOUR. I'm like...suuure you do, suuuuure you do. Fuck off with that shit, oh my god.
and LMAO you know he would do that if he could. and he'd turn Mexico into like his summer home and Canada into a holding place for all his past subs.
IKR. AND NOT BE LIKE 'YEES, MY BODY IS HIS'. god noooonoono. I'm going to forever laugh in the face of people who're like 'omg this book is so empooowering'. My general response to that is: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
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OF CORSE HE DOES, BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT TO DOOOO WITH IT.
I can't... I literally can't.
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1) That Italian dude sounded French.
2) Why does he even bother buying her underwear, it's not like they aren't going to have at it five minutes later anyway.
3) YOU DO NOT FUCKING OWN HER BODY. SHE IS NOT PROPERTY. WHY ISN'T SHE RUNNING FOR THE HILLS YET?
4) OH SURE JUST DECIDE FOR HER TO GO ON BIRTH CONTROL IT'S NOT LIKE FREE WILL MATTERS ANYMORE IS IT JESUS CHRIST HOW CAN A PERSON WRITE THIS AND NOT BE DISGUSTED BY WHAT THEY'VE WRITTEN? HOW CAN ANYONE READ THIS AND FIND THIS SEXY AND LIBERATING?
WHY DOES THIS BOOK EXIST?
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nfdjnfjdkgnjdgnjkdfnjkdfnjk isaaaaa it's so horrible.
But...considering how many asshats write these kind of Mary Sue fics all over the internet, I guess they WOULD think it was awesome as hell. Everyone else? No excuse.
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now watch me always lure you in with Merlin
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Why does it not surprise me at all that what he earns per hour is so ridiculous and out of this world? I mean he probably owns the whole US in the end of the third book and is on the way to buy Canada and Mexico so Ana can't run away from him EVER!
AND WHY DOESN'T ANA UNDERSTANDS THAT WHEN A GUY SAYS HE OWNS YOUR BODY IT'S TIME TO RUN AND CALL THE COPS???
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I literally laughed like an idiot when he was like I EARN HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS AN HOUR. I'm like...suuure you do, suuuuure you do. Fuck off with that shit, oh my god.
and LMAO you know he would do that if he could. and he'd turn Mexico into like his summer home and Canada into a holding place for all his past subs.
IKR. AND NOT BE LIKE 'YEES, MY BODY IS HIS'. god noooonoono. I'm going to forever laugh in the face of people who're like 'omg this book is so empooowering'. My general response to that is: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
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This book would be so much more enjoyable if Ana would react that way sometimes...
And when she asks him 'What if I go to China?' he'll be like 'Oh I bought that last week, because I know what you think BECAUSE I OWN YOUR BRAIN!'.
I think these people need some therapy. Can't be healthy to find this crap empowering!
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So. He owns her body. Right. Right. So...does that mean he be her pimp or something? No. No. I can't even joke about this...it's too horrible. WHY???
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