well i don't need brain bleach...that has to be a first.... can i beat her with a thesaurus or would that be too ironic? we get it, you want them to seem smart! they are complete and utter morons but hey, if you make them use enough big words maybe you can trick the stupid people that like this crap into thinking they are smart!
omg it's just so dumb, she's not even using the words right, for fuck's sake. How can her fingers forage into his hair?! She's not going hunting for provisions!
A woman, maybe? Dressed in black? OH NOES WHAT IF IT IS THE WOMAN IN BLACK
“When I woke . . . there was someone in here,” I whisper. “I thought it was my imagination.” I'm sure that's true. If I were your imagination, I'd want to get out of you and as far away as possible.
I’m a husk of a man. I don’t have a heart. He's the evil version of the tin man, I'm telling you.
You’re a good man, Christian, a really good man. Only if it's yes-means-no day.
The gyno lady is a creeper. Don't assume things, ASK. And don't be a douche.
I buy one for all my submissives-it’s one of the safest cars in its class. I still stick with the opinion that the car is only as safe as the driver is. IF YOU'RE A SHIT DRIVER A SAFE CAR MEANS NOTHING. YOU CAN WRAP A SAFE CAR AROUND A TREE. A DRUNK DOUCHENOZZLE CAN STILL SLAM INTO YOUR SAFE CAR AND KILL YOU.
Oh god, somebody give me a direct hotline to her inner goddess, so I can slap some sense into her.
lmaooo your comment on the imagination bit. I hadn't even noticed that it could be read that way omg. LOL AMUSED.
I'm still LOLing over your I'M THE SHELL OF A CLAM comment from yesterday XDD
Hahah I know, right, like. It's good that he's not buying them old wrecks or whatever, but really, if does go down, I doubt it matters if you have an Audi or a BMW.
Also, I had to Google the drug name. Like, why not just say 'Depo-Provera' or something similar because, negl, I'm a depo-user and I don't know the chemical name for it (and my gyno just calls it "the shot", lol).
I think I'm over the love and devotion shower scene now...really had to stop rading the entry because it's just...I don't have words for itXD
I am off now to stuff her inner godess in the trunk of a convertible and then I will dress up as an iceberg and sink that goddamn boat like the Titanic.
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can i beat her with a thesaurus or would that be too ironic?
we get it, you want them to seem smart! they are complete and utter morons but hey, if you make them use enough big words maybe you can trick the stupid people that like this crap into thinking they are smart!
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OH NOES WHAT IF IT IS THE WOMAN IN BLACK
“When I woke . . . there was someone in here,” I whisper. “I thought it was my imagination.”
I'm sure that's true. If I were your imagination, I'd want to get out of you and as far away as possible.
I’m a husk of a man. I don’t have a heart.
He's the evil version of the tin man, I'm telling you.
You’re a good man, Christian, a really good man.
Only if it's yes-means-no day.
The gyno lady is a creeper. Don't assume things, ASK. And don't be a douche.
I buy one for all my submissives-it’s one of the safest cars in its class.
I still stick with the opinion that the car is only as safe as the driver is. IF YOU'RE A SHIT DRIVER A SAFE CAR MEANS NOTHING. YOU CAN WRAP A SAFE CAR AROUND A TREE. A DRUNK DOUCHENOZZLE CAN STILL SLAM INTO YOUR SAFE CAR AND KILL YOU.
Oh god, somebody give me a direct hotline to her inner goddess, so I can slap some sense into her.
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I'm still LOLing over your I'M THE SHELL OF A CLAM comment from yesterday XDD
Hahah I know, right, like. It's good that he's not buying them old wrecks or whatever, but really, if does go down, I doubt it matters if you have an Audi or a BMW.
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...wtf? ;(
Also, I had to Google the drug name. Like, why not just say 'Depo-Provera' or something similar because, negl, I'm a depo-user and I don't know the chemical name for it (and my gyno just calls it "the shot", lol).
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So it's hard to apply them to this monstrosity. I may have to go hunting for some that fit XD
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I need my Rarity headdesking icon back because that's all I can do about this stupid book.
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I am off now to stuff her inner godess in the trunk of a convertible and then I will dress up as an iceberg and sink that goddamn boat like the Titanic.
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