Comments | ohaidesk: 50 Shades Darker: Chapter 12 and 13

ohaidesk

50 Shades Darker: Chapter 12 and 13

Jun 29, 2012 02:11

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scatteredintime June 29 2012, 00:24:14 UTC

Everyone is ridic in this, oh god.

Piano sexing. Omg, I need to find Sherlock fic about that.

LMAO PERSECUTING THUMBS OMG YOUR COMMENTS KILL ME

Did his mum bake him hash cookies? I bet she did. Or a hash cake.

So Leila is apparently retarded (I mean, that's what she sounds like, okay? Not in a insult-y way.) Wtaf, EL James?!

Ana is the dumbest piece of shit ever, omg.

Their relationship is so fucked up, jesussssssss. JESUS.

TEARS BEGIN TO OOZE DOWN MY CHEEKS
that sounds weird

Ugh this book. Even the badfics I read are better than this.

xfortytwo June 29 2012, 01:15:42 UTC

I JUST REALISED LEILA FUCKING SOUNDS LIKE DOBBY OMFG.

MASTER LETS YOU CALL HIM BY HIS GIVEN NAME~ MASTER IS HAPPY~

omg lmao what is life.

laurahonest June 29 2012, 02:27:53 UTC

of all the things to focus on! The gun will kill you, being dumped won't unless you are stupid which..............Ana clearly is! I can see her jumping off a cliff like Bella if he dumps her.

xfortytwo June 29 2012, 12:45:33 UTC

haha I know right, when we were reading we were both like... omfg Ana, look at your life, look at your choices.

singlemomsummer June 29 2012, 04:37:10 UTC

Can I just say that I found out that my mother in law WHO IS VERY DEVOUTLY MORMON started reading 50 Shades. STARTED. Her face as she told me and her coworker "IT'S PORNOGRAPHY!" in a forced whisper has me still lmfao. Needless to say she's now looking at everyone she sees reading it a bit differently. In fact she was talking about how she saw people laying around the pool in Vegas reading it and how she would be ashamed to be seen with it, lol.

subluxate June 29 2012, 05:34:51 UTC

Lol oh my god, I just pictured her reaction. That's amazing.

singlemomsummer June 29 2012, 06:07:04 UTC

I'm telling you, it was hilarious, lol. And she's a very nice, non-judgmental woman but I think that book was pushing it, lol.

xfortytwo June 29 2012, 12:46:23 UTC

hahah oh my god, that's hilarious XD

la_loony July 2 2012, 20:35:15 UTC

I just can't.
I thought if I give these chapters a bit I would find words to express what I feel about the crack whore backing and Ana being ridiculous about Leila.
I have none.

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isabelle31 July 5 2012, 02:01:14 UTC

This whole trilogy is ricockulous. And like the devoutly Mormon mother-in-law, I'm starting to view readers differently. Not because I think they're smutty pornographers, but because I have no clue how ordinarily intelligent people can become enthralled by something so asinine.