Maya: But, of course, Christian walks in like twenty minutes later and he's fine of course. Somehow both his engines went out but he landed the plane and he and his business associate hitchhiked home
Naturally that's what you do when you just crashed with your helicopter. I'D DO IT TOO!xD
Maya: Boooooring
I demand you to burst into rooms like this and yell this into peoples faces when they read that scene! Might make my one flatmate stop reading and liking this crap.
Ing: LOL everytime I read one of these sex scenes I start laughing because I think about all these people reading this with a serious face. This shit doesn't even work.
I frown a lot because I try to follow and imagine if it worksXD I just wish she'd explode from that orgasm so it would all be overXD
Maya: And being all "OMG this is so hot" and I'm like "LOL THIS SOUNDS TERRIBLE"
MTE!
Ing: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. I want to stab him in the leg. Fucking creepy controlling asshole
I'd put on jeans, go to the grocery store AND NEVER COME BACK!
So now I am going to confess that my friend, who hasn't told me yes or no if she likes these books, gave them to me to read just this past weekend.
And since I wanted to see what the hype was, I read them. Well, sort of. I did more skip-flipping than anything because, wait for it...I found them repetitive and boring and just plain. GUH.
The sex is repetitive, nothing special and to be quite honest, because I'm sick of reading about it, (can you believe that?) I skip-flipped. And I am one who loves a good sex scene but most of hers sucked.
It also seemed as though Ana and Christian went round & round about the same old shit. Figure it out or give it a fucking rest already!
And do you notice, too, that she has Ana "tune out" a lot when other characters are conversing? I think that is because EL James knows nothing, or very little, about the subject matter.
Anyway, I think these books sucked. What I read of them anyway because I seriously skip-flipped through most of them and would stop if a phrase or word popped out at me.
time for celebratory 2/3 of the way done sex, oh wait no, this is real like not the shitty book cake!
holy crap, there is just so much wrong with this book i can't even...
This is worse than a Disney villain..this is like a soap opera villain! All lurky and creepy and ~mysterious~
What the hell was up with the fight between Ana and whatsherface? What they in middle school? "He's my boyfriend!" "No he's my boyfriend!"
Of course she couldn't break his arm! She can't mar the perfect man she created! *gags* She can't make him weak enough to break a bone, she wants him to be Chuck Norris but ~sexier~
This book just pisses me off so much! I don't know how you two can stand to read it! I would have thrown it across the room a dozen times by now! I probably would have even put it in my woodstove and set it on fire by now!
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I still honestly don't get why people think this is good. Like, what part of it is good? I just honest to god am baffled.
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Naturally that's what you do when you just crashed with your helicopter. I'D DO IT TOO!xD
Maya: Boooooring
I demand you to burst into rooms like this and yell this into peoples faces when they read that scene!
Might make my one flatmate stop reading and liking this crap.
Ing: LOL everytime I read one of these sex scenes I start laughing because I think about all these people reading this with a serious face. This shit doesn't even work.
I frown a lot because I try to follow and imagine if it worksXD
I just wish she'd explode from that orgasm so it would all be overXD
Maya: And being all "OMG this is so hot" and I'm like "LOL THIS SOUNDS TERRIBLE"
MTE!
Ing: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. I want to stab him in the leg. Fucking creepy controlling asshole
I'd put on jeans, go to the grocery store AND NEVER COME BACK!
Ing: LOL HE DOES. 'Consented ( ... )
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And since I wanted to see what the hype was, I read them. Well, sort of. I did more skip-flipping than anything because, wait for it...I found them repetitive and boring and just plain. GUH.
The sex is repetitive, nothing special and to be quite honest, because I'm sick of reading about it, (can you believe that?) I skip-flipped. And I am one who loves a good sex scene but most of hers sucked.
It also seemed as though Ana and Christian went round & round about the same old shit. Figure it out or give it a fucking rest already!
And do you notice, too, that she has Ana "tune out" a lot when other characters are conversing? I think that is because EL James knows nothing, or very little, about the subject matter.
Anyway, I think these books sucked. What I read of them anyway because I seriously skip-flipped through most of them and would stop if a phrase or word popped out at me.
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holy crap, there is just so much wrong with this book i can't even...
This is worse than a Disney villain..this is like a soap opera villain! All lurky and creepy and ~mysterious~
What the hell was up with the fight between Ana and whatsherface? What they in middle school? "He's my boyfriend!" "No he's my boyfriend!"
Of course she couldn't break his arm! She can't mar the perfect man she created! *gags* She can't make him weak enough to break a bone, she wants him to be Chuck Norris but ~sexier~
This book just pisses me off so much! I don't know how you two can stand to read it! I would have thrown it across the room a dozen times by now! I probably would have even put it in my woodstove and set it on fire by now!
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*dies*
Can it get any worse?
Why yes, yes it can.
Just you wait til you do #3. I want to vomit.
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*headdesk*
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